Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 PM UTC

Sunday, October 18, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

AI Now Has Guilt.
Original: Anthropic says it’s committing 5% of its shares to a ‘public benefit fund’
TechCrunch 3h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Your gut knows. Listen to it.
Original: Warning signs could predict inflammatory bowel disease a decade before diagnosis
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Lived to 100. Still no joy.
Original: Betty McGuire, ‘Growing Pains’ And ‘Up In Smoke’ Actress, Dies At 100
Forbes Business 4h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Cheerleading Trauma, Revisited.
Original: ‘Glee’ Reunion: Chris Colfer Joins Darren Criss Onstage to Perform ‘Baby It’s Cold Outside’ During London Concert
Variety 1h ago
Celebrity Praise Can't Save a Musical, Folks.
Original: Julianne Moore Says ‘The Debut’ Is ‘One of the Best Scripts I’ve Ever Read’ as Jesse Eisenberg’s Musical Comedy Closes London Film Festival on a High Note
Variety 3h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories