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Every day, our algorithm reads the wire and rewrites the headlines you would have rolled your eyes at anyway — with links to the real stories. en-us Wed, 06 May 2026 06:00:01 +0000 https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cy72gpv573no?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cy72gpv573no?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss Wed, 06 May 2026 05:49:33 +0000 sports Original headline: Chelsea owners face moment of reckoning amid fan backlash Source: BBC Sport BBC Sport https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/06/wednesday-briefing-how-trumps-attempt-to-reopen-to-strait-of-hormuz-brought-war-closer-again https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/06/wednesday-briefing-how-trumps-attempt-to-reopen-to-strait-of-hormuz-brought-war-closer-again Wed, 06 May 2026 05:47:15 +0000 world Original headline: Wednesday briefing: How Trump’s attempt to reopen to strait of Hormuz brought war closer again Source: The Guardian World The Guardian World https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/may/06/trump-iran-hormuz-us-project-freedom-live-updates-middle-east-crisis https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/may/06/trump-iran-hormuz-us-project-freedom-live-updates-middle-east-crisis Wed, 06 May 2026 05:46:08 +0000 world Original headline: Middle East crisis live: Trump changes strait of Hormuz plan again as Rubio says US offensive is ‘over’ Source: The Guardian World The Guardian World https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2026/may/06/national-cabinet-fuel-crisis-anthony-albanese-labor-angus-taylor-coalition-matt-canavan-federal-budget-interest-rates-reserve-bank-inflation-fears-ntwnfb https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2026/may/06/national-cabinet-fuel-crisis-anthony-albanese-labor-angus-taylor-coalition-matt-canavan-federal-budget-interest-rates-reserve-bank-inflation-fears-ntwnfb Wed, 06 May 2026 05:46:04 +0000 world Original headline: Australia news live: Craig Silvey books permanently removed from WA public school curriculum; body found after car sinks in weir near Sydney Source: The Guardian World The Guardian World https://www.forbes.com/sites/siladityaray/2026/05/06/iran-and-chinas-foreign-ministers-meet-in-beijing-as-trump-pauses-project-freedom/ https://www.forbes.com/sites/siladityaray/2026/05/06/iran-and-chinas-foreign-ministers-meet-in-beijing-as-trump-pauses-project-freedom/ Wed, 06 May 2026 05:37:06 +0000 business Original headline: Iran And China’s Foreign Ministers Meet In Beijing As Trump Pauses ‘Project Freedom’ Source: Forbes Business Forbes Business https://www.bbc.com/sport/rugby-union/articles/ckgpn3pdzr7o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss https://www.bbc.com/sport/rugby-union/articles/ckgpn3pdzr7o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss Wed, 06 May 2026 05:36:25 +0000 sports Original headline: Smaller balls for women's rugby 'worst decision ever' Source: BBC Sport BBC Sport https://abcnews.com/Politics/wireStory/candidates-california-governor-tangle-testy-debate-mail-voting-132690096 https://abcnews.com/Politics/wireStory/candidates-california-governor-tangle-testy-debate-mail-voting-132690096 Wed, 06 May 2026 05:26:05 +0000 politics Original headline: Candidates for California governor tangle in testy debate with mail voting already underway Source: ABC News Politics ABC News Politics https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/06/singapore-caning-school-bullies https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/06/singapore-caning-school-bullies Wed, 06 May 2026 05:26:02 +0000 world Original headline: Singapore introduces caning for boys who bully others at school Source: The Guardian World The Guardian World https://www.aljazeera.com/video/newsfeed/2026/5/6/us-president-trump-restarts-pope-feud-ahead-of-rubio-visit-to-vatican?traffic_source=rss https://www.aljazeera.com/video/newsfeed/2026/5/6/us-president-trump-restarts-pope-feud-ahead-of-rubio-visit-to-vatican?traffic_source=rss Wed, 06 May 2026 05:23:37 +0000 world Original headline: US president Trump restarts Pope feud ahead of Rubio visit to Vatican Source: Al Jazeera Al Jazeera https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cjep34l5qd7o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cjep34l5qd7o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss Wed, 06 May 2026 05:19:42 +0000 sports Original headline: Where do Bayern's prolific trio rank in greatest front threes ever? Source: BBC Sport BBC Sport https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politics-news/california-governor-debate-cnn-candidates-highlights-1236587607/ https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politics-news/california-governor-debate-cnn-candidates-highlights-1236587607/ Wed, 06 May 2026 05:04:58 +0000 entertainment Original headline: California Gubernatorial Candidates Bicker and Squabble, But Say Little About Hollywood Source: Hollywood Reporter Hollywood Reporter https://www.wired.com/story/1password-coupon/ https://www.wired.com/story/1password-coupon/ Wed, 06 May 2026 05:00:00 +0000 tech Original headline: 1Password Coupon: Score a Free Trial in 2026 Source: Wired Wired https://www.wired.com/story/bose-coupon-code/ https://www.wired.com/story/bose-coupon-code/ Wed, 06 May 2026 05:00:00 +0000 tech Original headline: Bose Promo Code: 40% Off for May 2026 Source: Wired Wired https://www.wired.com/story/airdoctor-coupon-code/ https://www.wired.com/story/airdoctor-coupon-code/ Wed, 06 May 2026 05:00:00 +0000 tech Original headline: AirDoctor Coupon Codes: 40% Off | May 2026 Source: Wired Wired https://www.wired.com/story/expedia-coupon/ https://www.wired.com/story/expedia-coupon/ Wed, 06 May 2026 05:00:00 +0000 tech Original headline: Expedia Coupons: 75% Off Source: Wired Wired https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/blake-lively-justin-baldoni-no-money-settlement-1235558414/ https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/blake-lively-justin-baldoni-no-money-settlement-1235558414/ Wed, 06 May 2026 04:37:31 +0000 entertainment Original headline: Blake Lively Received Zero Compensation in Justin Baldoni Settlement: Report Source: Rolling Stone Rolling Stone https://www.forbes.com/sites/melikkaylan/2026/05/06/russian-dissident-art-is-back-on-view-in-new-york-not-moscow/ https://www.forbes.com/sites/melikkaylan/2026/05/06/russian-dissident-art-is-back-on-view-in-new-york-not-moscow/ Wed, 06 May 2026 04:07:00 +0000 business Original headline: Russian Dissident Art Is Back On View In New York (Not Moscow) Source: Forbes Business Forbes Business https://abcnews.com/Politics/wireStory/us-rights-agency-sues-new-york-times-discriminating-132696766 https://abcnews.com/Politics/wireStory/us-rights-agency-sues-new-york-times-discriminating-132696766 Wed, 06 May 2026 03:49:15 +0000 politics Original headline: US rights agency sues New York Times for discriminating against white man passed over for promotion Source: ABC News Politics ABC News Politics https://abcnews.com/Politics/wireStory/michigan-special-election-decide-state-senate-control-give-132661063 https://abcnews.com/Politics/wireStory/michigan-special-election-decide-state-senate-control-give-132661063 Wed, 06 May 2026 03:46:02 +0000 politics Original headline: Michigan Democrats keep control of state Senate in election win that offers clues about midterms Source: ABC News Politics ABC News Politics https://variety.com/2026/film/festivals/olivia-colman-john-lithgow-jimpa-india-kashish-pride-fest-1236738497/ https://variety.com/2026/film/festivals/olivia-colman-john-lithgow-jimpa-india-kashish-pride-fest-1236738497/ Wed, 06 May 2026 03:30:00 +0000 entertainment Original headline: Olivia Colman, John Lithgow Film ‘Jimpa’ to Open India’s Kashish Pride Fest (EXCLUSIVE) Source: Variety Variety https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/lifestyle/style/biggest-challenge-met-gala-guests-how-to-pee-heidi-klum-1236587579/ https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/lifestyle/style/biggest-challenge-met-gala-guests-how-to-pee-heidi-klum-1236587579/ Wed, 06 May 2026 03:27:29 +0000 entertainment Original headline: Biggest Challenge For Met Gala Guests: Figuring Out How to Pee in Extravagant Looks Source: Hollywood Reporter Hollywood Reporter https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-reviews/the-other-bennet-sister-review-britbox-jane-austen-1236585127/ https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-reviews/the-other-bennet-sister-review-britbox-jane-austen-1236585127/ Wed, 06 May 2026 03:26:51 +0000 entertainment Original headline: ‘The Other Bennet Sister’ Review: BritBox’s ‘Pride & Prejudice’ Spinoff Reframes a Regency Romance as a Winning Journey of Self-Discovery Source: Hollywood Reporter Hollywood Reporter https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/05/05/stephen-miller-virginia-protest-no-charges/ https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/05/05/stephen-miller-virginia-protest-no-charges/ Wed, 06 May 2026 03:13:24 +0000 politics Original headline: Activist who gave out fliers with Stephen Miller’s address won’t face charges Source: Washington Post Politics Washington Post Politics https://abcnews.com/Politics/wireStory/trumps-retribution-watch-tuesdays-elections-indiana-ohio-michigan-132661522 https://abcnews.com/Politics/wireStory/trumps-retribution-watch-tuesdays-elections-indiana-ohio-michigan-132661522 Wed, 06 May 2026 02:58:05 +0000 politics Original headline: Trump flexes control over Republican Party: Takeaways from elections in Indiana, Ohio and Michigan Source: ABC News Politics ABC News Politics https://www.forbes.com/sites/timlammers/2026/05/05/lee-cronins-the-mummy-streaming-date-nears-as-box-office-tops-80-million/ https://www.forbes.com/sites/timlammers/2026/05/05/lee-cronins-the-mummy-streaming-date-nears-as-box-office-tops-80-million/ Wed, 06 May 2026 02:23:03 +0000 business Original headline: Lee Cronin’s ‘The Mummy’ Streaming Date Nears As Box Office Tops $80 Million Source: Forbes Business Forbes Business https://www.marketwatch.com/story/oil-futures-fall-after-trump-pauses-u-s-effort-to-partially-reopen-strait-of-hormuz-936c77f9?mod=mw_rss_topstories https://www.marketwatch.com/story/oil-futures-fall-after-trump-pauses-u-s-effort-to-partially-reopen-strait-of-hormuz-936c77f9?mod=mw_rss_topstories Wed, 06 May 2026 02:22:00 +0000 business Original headline: Oil futures fall after Trump pauses U.S. effort to partially reopen Strait of Hormuz Source: MarketWatch MarketWatch https://www.forbes.com/sites/peterchawaga/2026/05/05/yankees-announce-rare-jersey-change-after-uniform-update/ https://www.forbes.com/sites/peterchawaga/2026/05/05/yankees-announce-rare-jersey-change-after-uniform-update/ Wed, 06 May 2026 00:50:37 +0000 business Original headline: Yankees Announce Rare Jersey Change After Uniform Update Source: Forbes Business Forbes Business https://techcrunch.com/2026/05/05/nuro-receives-driverless-testing-permit-ahead-of-uber-robotaxi-service-launch/ https://techcrunch.com/2026/05/05/nuro-receives-driverless-testing-permit-ahead-of-uber-robotaxi-service-launch/ Wed, 06 May 2026 00:07:47 +0000 tech Original headline: Nuro receives driverless testing permit ahead of Uber robotaxi service launch Source: TechCrunch TechCrunch https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cj0p2p60vl2o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cj0p2p60vl2o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss Tue, 05 May 2026 23:29:43 +0000 sports Original headline: The league is the dream - but is this Arsenal's moment in Europe? Source: BBC Sport BBC Sport https://www.bbc.com/sport/olympics/articles/c74dedq91vdo?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss https://www.bbc.com/sport/olympics/articles/c74dedq91vdo?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss Tue, 05 May 2026 23:01:22 +0000 sports Original headline: UK government discusses hosting Olympics in 2040s Source: BBC Sport BBC Sport