Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 10:00 PM UTC

Sunday, October 18, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

$4 Million Isn’t Enough, Apparently.
Original: My wife says we can’t afford to retire. I vetoed her $8,000 trip to Italy. We’re in our 60s and have $4 million. Do I keep working?
MarketWatch 6h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Oscar Bait Already?
Original: Julianne Moore Says ‘The Debut’ Is ‘One of the Best Scripts I’ve Ever Read’ as Jesse Eisenberg’s Musical Comedy Closes London Film Festival on a High Note
Variety 2h ago
Batman's Life? Just Another Plot Point.
Original: Joe Manganiello Says Ben Affleck’s Scrapped Batman Film Would Have Seen Deathstroke ‘Dismantle Batman’s Entire Life’ and Kill Commissioner Gordon
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories