Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 12:00 AM UTC

Monday, October 19, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Marco's Desert Escape.
Original: Rubio heads to Central Asia as some wonder if he's keeping the most pressing matters at a distance
PBS NewsHour Politics 5h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Fraud’s Hot Now. Who Knew?
Original: Everyone’s watching the Elizabeth Holmes documentary ‘You Can See Everything’
TechCrunch 5h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Disney Freezes Fun.
Original: Taika Waititi Confirms His ‘Star Wars’ Movie Has Been Put ‘on Ice’ Indefinitely
Variety 1h ago
Ted Lasso Still Believing in Nice Guys, Apparently.
Original: Jason Sudeikis Hopes to Continue ‘Ted Lasso’ for Season 5, Says Coverage of Split From Olivia Wilde Missed a ‘Million Little Things’: ‘It’s Always More Complicated’
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories