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Edition · 12:00 AM UTC

Sunday, October 18, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

King Me.
Original: Trump touts his power at Kentucky rally to energize voters ahead of midterm elections
ABC News Politics 3h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Kansas Soccer: Peak Parenting.
Original: Two people, including child, killed after person drives through soccer game in Kansas
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories