Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 AM UTC

Sunday, October 18, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

King Me.
Original: Trump touts his power at Kentucky rally to energize voters ahead of midterm elections
ABC News Politics 4h ago
God's Will, and a Slim Majority.
Original: House Speaker Mike Johnson draws on faith as he fights to hold the Republican majority
PBS NewsHour Politics 9h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

AI Now Hires Adults.
Original: Anthropic says its workforce has become less junior and is spending more time in meetings
TechCrunch 5h ago

World ★ 5 stories

France: Briefly Less Boring.
Original: Buildings set ablaze and more than 1,200 arrested as police clash with protesters across France
The Guardian World 2h ago
Precocious Pedal Power, Apparently.
Original: Ebike rider, 13, charged with sexual touching after girls and women allegedly harassed on northern beaches
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Diversity Points Awarded.
Original: Tobe Nwigwe Cast “The Bridge”With No Rule. The Diaspora Showed Up.
Forbes Business 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories