Original: Trump suggests ‘Ocean of Americas’ as new name for Atlantic or Pacific
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
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Saturday, October 10, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump's economic strategy resemble similar policies in East Asia
NPR Politics
1h ago
Original: Trump's Medicaid cuts strip refugees and other legal immigrants of their health coverage
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Original: Trump says he will ‘make a decision’ on Hegseth plan to live-stream execution
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Original: Christa Pike discharged from hospital, 10 days after failed execution
Washington Post Politics
6h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Microsoft’s Satya Nadella says AI models need an ‘emergency brake’
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Apple discloses deal to hire team and license tech from personalized podcast startup Huxe
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: DistroKid has been quietly taking down songs in response to UMG lawsuit
The Verge
4h ago
Original: Petra Power looks to modernize energy for data centers and defense vehicles
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: Ledger wallet tampering suspected after reports of crypto thefts
The Verge
6h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Hurricane Isaias latest updates: at least four people dead and hundreds of thousands without power
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Several injured in attack on airport in Saudi capital Riyadh
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Hundreds of doctors demand World Medical Association suspend Israel
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Malawi motorists queue for days as fuel shortage bites
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Hurricane Simon strengthens to Category 4 off Mexico’s Pacific coast
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Anthropic Believes So Heartily In AI Consciousness That They Are Banning Humans From Being Cruel Toward AI Claude
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: What To Watch This Weekend: New Shows And Movies To Stream On Netflix, Hulu, Prime Video, Apple TV And More
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Should I put my nest egg in a 30-year Treasury bond?
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Worse than taking away your parents’ car keys? Taking away their cell phone. How to protect your aging parents.
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: These decisions you make in your 20s — not your income — determine whether you’ll spend decades in debt or retire comfortably
MarketWatch
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Chris Rock Takes a Scalpel to L.A. in ‘Misty Green,’ Makes a Star of Rosalind Eleazar
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘Ibuku’ Review: Dreamlike Indonesian Drama Is a Compelling Tale of Parental Redemption
Variety
1h ago
Original: Matthew Lillard Says He Thought ‘Scream’ Was ‘Lame’ and ‘Nobody’ Would See the Movie Before It Became a Hit: ‘Here We Are 30 Years Later’
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘Project Hail Mary’ Composer Daniel Pemberton, ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Songwriter EJAE Triumph at World Soundtrack Awards
Variety
2h ago
Original: Ava DuVernay Sounds the Alarm Over the “Erosion of Democracy” at ’14th’ World Premiere: “We Need to Fight”
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Kyren Williams a top-5 RB? Two Raiders TEs top 10 scorers? Don't be surprised!
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Inactives watch: Monangai, Lamar Jackson out; Chase, Jeanty questionable
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Man United should've beaten Spurs. Not doing so shows how much trouble Carrick & Co. are in
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Arsenal fight back to win as Premier League resumes under cloud of Man City's verdict
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Bayern hold fresh talks with JJ Gabriel - Sunday's gossip
BBC Sport
1h ago