Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 9:00 PM UTC

Saturday, October 10, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Reality TV Just Got Realer.
Original: Trump says he will ‘make a decision’ on Hegseth plan to live-stream execution
Washington Post Politics 4h ago
Second Chance to Fail.
Original: Christa Pike discharged from hospital, 10 days after failed execution
Washington Post Politics 5h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Boomers Now Officially Helpless.
Original: Worse than taking away your parents’ car keys? Taking away their cell phone. How to protect your aging parents.
MarketWatch 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Matthew Lillard Regrets Being Right.
Original: Matthew Lillard Says He Thought ‘Scream’ Was ‘Lame’ and ‘Nobody’ Would See the Movie Before It Became a Hit: ‘Here We Are 30 Years Later’
Variety 1h ago
Awards for Music You Won't Remember.
Original: ‘Project Hail Mary’ Composer Daniel Pemberton, ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Songwriter EJAE Triumph at World Soundtrack Awards
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories