Original: Trump suggests ‘Ocean of Americas’ as new name for Atlantic or Pacific
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Saturday, October 10, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump's economic strategy resemble similar policies in East Asia
NPR Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump's Medicaid cuts strip refugees and other legal immigrants of their health coverage
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump says he will ‘make a decision’ on Hegseth plan to live-stream execution
Washington Post Politics
6h ago
Original: Christa Pike discharged from hospital, 10 days after failed execution
Washington Post Politics
7h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Satya Nadella says we should assume all AI models are ‘compromised’
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Microsoft’s Satya Nadella says AI models need an ‘emergency brake’
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Apple discloses deal to hire team and license tech from personalized podcast startup Huxe
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: DistroKid has been quietly taking down songs in response to UMG lawsuit
The Verge
5h ago
Original: Petra Power looks to modernize energy for data centers and defense vehicles
TechCrunch
7h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Twelve killed in attack on airport in Saudi capital Riyadh
BBC World
1h ago
Original: WHO says no plague case registered after Russian lab worker’s death
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Skies across the UK illuminated by the northern lights
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Hurricane Isaias updates: at least four people dead and hundreds of thousands without power – as it happened
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Yemeni government’s military says its forces advancing against Houthis
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: MLB Division Series Has Many Games Decided By Inches
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Anthropic Believes So Heartily In AI Consciousness That They Are Banning Humans From Being Cruel Toward AI Claude
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: What To Watch This Weekend: New Shows And Movies To Stream On Netflix, Hulu, Prime Video, Apple TV And More
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Should I put my nest egg in a 30-year Treasury bond?
MarketWatch
4h ago
Original: Worse than taking away your parents’ car keys? Taking away their cell phone. How to protect your aging parents.
MarketWatch
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Joseph Gordon-Levitt Says Instead of Being Afraid of AI, “We Should Be Concerned About the People Building AI”
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘Other Mommy’ Star Arabella Olivia Clark on Working With Jessica Chastain and Being Mentored by Mckenna Grace
Variety
1h ago
Original: New ‘Naruto’ Anime Series and ‘Shadow Rising’ Manga Revealed
Variety
1h ago
Original: Here’s How to Watch Floyd Schofield vs. Lucas Bahdi Title Boxing Bout Live Online
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘The Furious’ Star Xie Miao to Headline U.S.-Set Martial Arts Crime Thriller for Stars Collective (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: WWE Money in the Bank: Live results, analysis for two ladder matches
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Highlights and analysis on Match of the Day
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Ex-UFC fighter MVP signs with KSI's Misfits Boxing
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Sources: Cardinals finalizing deal to trade WR Harrison Jr.
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Marsh's 4th-down TD lifts Indiana to comeback win over Nebraska
ESPN
1h ago