Original: The midterm polls that caught our eye this week
Washington Post Politics
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Friday, October 9, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: How Texas landowners are fighting back against Trump's border wall
ABC News Politics
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Original: With Trump’s praise, a new book and retirement buzz, eyes are on Justice Alito
Washington Post Politics
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Original: The politics of prediction markets
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Republican congressman tries to outrun a potential blue wave in New York toss-up seat
NPR Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Dunking on Dating App Profiles Is Content Gold. People Are Getting Sick of It
Wired
2h ago
Original: The Best Mac Desktop to Buy (2026): Mac Mini, Mac Studio, or iMac?
Wired
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Original: Best Battery-Powered Leaf Blowers (2026): Tested for Power, Battery Life, and Noise
Wired
3h ago
Original: Even ‘Law & Order’ Is Terrified of AI
Wired
3h ago
Original: OpenAI doubles down on decision to fire three AI safety researchers
The Verge
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Shein outsells British rival Asos as UK revenue hits £2.58bn
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Pentagon plan to livestream execution of Fort Hood shooter prompts fierce political backlash – US politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Saudi Arabia reopens Riyadh airport after Houthi attack kills three
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Doctor accused of 1994 Rwanda genocide offences to face trial in UK
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor granted £302,000 for end of Royal Lodge lease
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Aging bull: Why this 4-year-old stock-market rally still packs a punch
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Aaron Judge Sends Message To Yankees Front Office Before Free Agency
Forbes Business
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Original: My husband inherited $3 million. He wants a vacation home, but I want to save for retirement. Who’s right?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Kristin Davis Describes Having Shingles On Her Face
Forbes Business
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Original: Beau Welling’s ‘Old World’ Orange Hill Is Kiawah’s Newest Golf Course
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: U.K. Box Office Back to Full Health — But What Lessons Do We Learn?
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Brad Bird’s ‘Ray Gunn,’ ‘Toy Story 5’ and Roger Deakins Lead View Conference Lineup as AI Debate Takes Center Stage
Variety
1h ago
Original: Gromit Speaks: Martin Freeman to Voice Beloved but Mute Dog in Audiobook Edition of Autobiography
Variety
2h ago
Original: Skydance’s Gerhard Zeiler, Warner Bros. Int’l President, to Depart With Eyes on Politics
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Margherita Ferrari on Working With Paolo Sorrentino on Directorial Debut ‘Föa — Once Upon a Future’: ‘He Helped Me Pursue and Protect My Vision’
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Wimbledon boss jokes military would love to 'sort out' influencers
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Wafer ruled out of Ireland's South Africa Tests
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Man City titles 'absolutely not' tainted - Maresca
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: What could Rangers' 2012 case tell us about Man City's uncertain future?
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Irving leads Buccaneers to shock win over Cowboys
BBC Sport
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