Original: How Texas landowners are fighting back against Trump's border wall
ABC News Politics
1h ago
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Friday, October 9, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: With Trump’s praise, a new book and retirement buzz, eyes are on Justice Alito
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: The politics of prediction markets
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Republican congressman tries to outrun a potential blue wave in New York toss-up seat
NPR Politics
3h ago
Original: Why mailing a ballot close to Election Day may get it rejected for a late postmark
NPR Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Best Battery-Powered Leaf Blowers (2026): Tested for Power, Battery Life, and Noise
Wired
2h ago
Original: Even ‘Law & Order’ Is Terrified of AI
Wired
2h ago
Original: OpenAI doubles down on decision to fire three AI safety researchers
The Verge
2h ago
Original: A New Mexico Community Was a Place to Build a Life. Then a Hypersonic Missile Factory Showed Up
Wired
2h ago
Original: America’s Hybrid Hype Has Hit the Used Market
Wired
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Labour fends off the Green party in closely watched UK by-election
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Hegseth promises execution live stream as Trump appears to ‘pause’ war on Iran | First Thing
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Leader of Jewish Greens calls for Zack Polanski to resign
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Polanski defends leadership of Greens and says he will not step down after byelection defeat by Labour – UK politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Is Trump signalling a return to war with Iran after the midterms?
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: How To Make Good Money From Countries That Are Bad Bond Risks
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: How To Decide If A CD Fits Your Savings Strategy When The Fed's Next Moves Are Unclear
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Phillies’ 5-Year Veteran Sends Parting Message Immediately After Exit
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: I’m a 68-year-old widow and give money to my two adult children. Am I putting my retirement at risk?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Is iPhone 18 demand cooling off? Here’s how deep Apple reportedly is cutting component orders
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Skydance’s Gerhard Zeiler, Warner Bros. Int’l President, to Depart With Eyes on Politics
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Margherita Ferrari on Working With Paolo Sorrentino on Directorial Debut ‘Föa — Once Upon a Future’: ‘He Helped Me Pursue and Protect My Vision’
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Celeste’ Creator Diego San José, Director Elena Trapé on Turning a Tax Inspector Into ‘Dirty Harry’
Variety
2h ago
Original: Sofia Coppola Plans Return to Narrative Film, But Has Her Late Mother’s ‘Making Marie Antoinette’ to See Off First
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: UTA and Gold House Set Partnership to Build Asia-Hollywood Bridge (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Man City titles 'absolutely not' tainted - Maresca
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: What could Rangers' 2012 demise tell us about Man City's uncertain future?
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Irving leads Buccaneers to shock win over Cowboys
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Mourinho calls criticism of Mbappe 'ridiculous'
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Russell fastest from Leclerc in Singapore practice
BBC Sport
2h ago