Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 10:00 AM UTC

Friday, October 9, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Democracy: Still a Thing, Apparently.
Original: Labour wins Holborn and St Pancras byelection; Polanski ‘absolutely’ intends to remain Green party leader – UK politics live
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Love is a losing investment.
Original: Jelly Roll and Bunnie Xo set to sell $7 million Tennessee home he gave her in divorce
MarketWatch 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories