Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 8:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, October 7, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Guam: Where Bombs Go to Retire.
Original: Supreme Court wrestles with fight over Air Force munitions-disposal site on Guam
Washington Post Politics 1h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Truthiness Gets a Pass.
Original: EU drops sponsorship of disinformation conference at Trump officials’ request
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Halloween: Just What We Needed.
Original: ‘Other Mommy,’ ‘Clayface’ and 4 More Horror Movies in Theaters Before Halloween
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories