Original: Tropical storm threat churns planning for Georgia-Alabama game with Trump set to attend
ABC News Politics
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Edition · 7:00 PM UTC
Wednesday, October 7, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump says ‘we don’t think’ Russian plague case is a bioweapon
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: WATCH: Trump announces eligible U.S. children automatically enrolled in Trump accounts
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Original: Judge orders Tennessee to preserve evidence in failed execution of Christa Pike
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Trump's $90 Medicare rebate rolls out, but millions are left out. Critics say it's a political stunt
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: It appears .agent and .agi are about to be the hot new domains
The Verge
1h ago
Original: The Best Amazon Prime Day Headphone Deals Before The Sale Ends (2026)
Wired
1h ago
Original: These Researchers Made AI Drive a Toyota Corolla to Get In-N-Out
Wired
1h ago
Original: Everything announced at Microsoft’s Surface Laptop Ultra event
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Meta’s Muse launches on iPad just a month after its mobile debut
TechCrunch
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Witnesses spot Eritrean troops inside northern Ethiopia as tensions flare
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Trump says he has ‘no regrets’ about endorsing Texas Republican Ken Paxton amid leaked recordings – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Christa Pike severely unwell, ‘angry and confused’, says lawyer, after judge orders all execution evidence preserved – latest
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: At least 24 killed as Russia launches massive attack on Ukraine
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Kenya on high alert amid concern over screening after first Ebola death
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Stocks are increasingly their own best hedge. This chart shows why.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Fed’s minutes show no appetite for a series of interest-rate hikes
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: SpaceX may chase ‘stunning’ AI returns by taking on a lot of debt to buy Nvidia chips
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Trump Says Russia Claims Plague Scare ‘Very Much Under Control’ As CDC Monitors Travelers
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Elon Musk Accuses Unnamed ‘Oligarchs’ Of Blocking Starlink's India Launch
Forbes Business
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Ben Stiller to Moderate Conversation With William Shatner at New York Comic-Con ‘Star Trek’ Panel (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: Glen Powell Says He Doesn’t Want to Talk Politics, Blames Paramount Marketing Cuts for ‘The Running Man’ Box Office Performance
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve With Ryan Seacrest’ to Simulcast on Both ABC and Disney+ for the First Time
Variety
1h ago
Original: Last Chance: These Over-Ear Workout Headphones Are Over 50% Off for October Prime
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: CBS News Sets Town Hall With J.D. Vance Ahead of Midterm Elections
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Rice close to agreeing new Arsenal deal
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Barry-Murphy and Bellamy 'so similar' - Lawlor
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Is it too early to look at Premier League table?
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: 'Built for these moments': How Jackie Young looks to lead Aces back in WNBA semifinals
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Gray out, Loyd doubtful: How injuries will impact the semifinals
ESPN
2h ago