Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 9:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, October 7, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

ICE Now Selling Feelings.
Original: Shock gloves purchased by ICE cause pain, compliance and fear, Army study found
PBS NewsHour Politics 1h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories