Original: Senate leaves town until after the midterms as final bills founder
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
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Thursday, October 1, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Rivals for California governor clash over homelessness, Trump in only debate as ballots go to voters
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Original: Trump plugs $54 billion natural gas project in Alaska, flanked by a senator in a tight race
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Original: 3 GOP states go to US Supreme Court to challenge 3 Democratic-led states' abortion 'shield' laws
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: Hegseth details new initiatives in partisan address to troops
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Vivo’s X Fold 6 accidentally feels like a throwback
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Elon Musk’s Grokipedia has a ‘newly refreshed’ design
The Verge
4h ago
Original: Google releases Gemini 4 Argon, called its most powerful model yet
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: The new and huger Paramount has a new co-CEO
The Verge
5h ago
Original: The Pentagon taps Elon Musk and Palmer Luckey to help decide what the military should do next
TechCrunch
5h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Tennessee woman ‘snoring’ and still alive as execution halted, witnesses say
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Jesse Baird’s housemate did not know surfboard bags contained bodies when she took photo, court hears
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Plummeting Israel flight like 'rollercoaster', says passenger
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Australia news live: Anika Wells named in Time’s ‘influential rising stars’; no negative equity crisis despite property slump
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: US death row inmate Christa Pike taken to hospital after surviving two lethal injections, says lawyer
BBC World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Why Giants HC John Harbaugh Is ‘Excited’ About QB J.J. McCarthy
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Boomers Trusted Government, Gen Z Doubts Tech Billionaires On Climate
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: OpenAI Billionaire Won’t Make Pledged $25 Million Donation To Pro-AI Super PAC After Backlash
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: NATO Seeks To Invest In More Quantum Technology For Defense Systems
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Cars have become unaffordable for many Americans. Here’s what the numbers show.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Kathleen Kennedy Admits to “A Bit of Relief” in Stepping Down From Lucasfilm After 14 Years
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Ben Affleck Used AI “For Lots of Things” in His New Netflix Movie ‘Animals’
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Mayor Mamdani and Nas Have a Heart to Heart About Keeping NYC the Home of Hip Hop
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Conan O’Brien Is a “53 Percent Optimist” About the Future of Comedy
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Starz, Verizon Fios Negotiations Stall, As Network May Be Blacked Out Tonight and Both Sides Blame Each Other
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Jordan's game-worn Game 3 1998 Finals jersey sold for record $12,260,000
ESPN
1h ago
Original: WNBA playoffs 2026: How the Dream swept the Mystics to reach the semifinals
ESPN
2h ago
Original: 2026 WNBA playoffs: Schedule, scores for every game
ESPN
2h ago
Original: NFL Week 4 buzz: QB panic meter and trade intel, plus what we're hearing on the 3-0 Raiders
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Football and football? London game to be soccer fan Mariota's third at prominent ground
ESPN
4h ago