Original: 3 GOP states go to US Supreme Court to challenge 3 Democratic-led states' abortion 'shield' laws
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Edition · 3:00 AM UTC
Thursday, October 1, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Hegseth details new initiatives in partisan address to troops
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: California Gov. Gavin Newsom signs laws to protect workers from AI risks
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Original: Judge approves Paramount's settlement with states over Warner buyout, allowing merger to soon close
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Original: High gas prices are spurring states to waive taxes and regulations amid midterm election
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Vivo’s X Fold 6 accidentally feels like a throwback
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Elon Musk’s Grokipedia has a ‘newly refreshed’ design
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Google releases Gemini 4 Argon, called its most powerful model yet
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: The new and huger Paramount has a new co-CEO
The Verge
4h ago
Original: The Pentagon taps Elon Musk and Palmer Luckey to help decide what the military should do next
TechCrunch
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Anika Wells named in Time’s ‘influential rising stars’; no negative equity crisis despite property slump
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: US Supreme Court clears way for Christa Pike’s execution in Tennessee
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Hegseth announces 20% cut to US military commanders
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: What we know about stabbing on Flydubai flight to Israel
BBC World
1h ago
Original: UK says Iran may be linked to alleged airbase plot, drawing angry denial
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Cars have become unaffordable for many Americans. Here’s what the numbers show.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: OpenEvidence Confirms It Has Raised An Additional $250 Million At A $15 Billion Valuation
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: ‘I’m never selling’: I’m 47 and buy bitcoin with every dollar I earn. Am I crazy?
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: How The Golden State Valkyries Built A WNBA Business Powerhouse
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Paramount-Warner Bros. Deal Cleared Despite Merger Opposition
Forbes Business
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Netflix’s Ted Sarandos on If He Sees Paramount-Warner Bros. As Competition, and If He Courted Casey Bloys: ‘We Had a Very Well-Publicized Lunch’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Ted Sarandos Admits Netflix Is “Not Growing as Fast as I Want Us To”
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Harry Smith (Will’s Brother) and Former Netflix Executive Siddhi Sundar Team to Launch ‘Creative Executive’ Series and Business Platform
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Laura Benanti on Her Journey From Broadway to Stand-Up With a Riotous One-Woman Show, ‘Nobody Cares,’ and Why Melania Remains One of Her Proudest Roles
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘Scrubs’ Showrunner Dissects Season 2 Premiere: Is Dr. Cox Going to Live, and Will We Finally See J.D. and Elliott’s Kid?
Variety
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: WNBA playoffs 2026: How the Dream swept the Mystics to reach the semifinals
ESPN
1h ago
Original: 2026 WNBA playoffs: Schedule, scores for every game
ESPN
1h ago
Original: The first MLB division series matchup is set! Here's how Guardians, White Sox can win it
ESPN
1h ago
Original: NFL Week 4 buzz: QB panic meter and trade intel, plus what we're hearing on the 3-0 Raiders
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Football and football? London game to be soccer fan Mariota's third at prominent ground
ESPN
3h ago