Original: Senate leaves town until after the midterms as final bills founder
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Thursday, October 1, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Rivals for California governor clash over homelessness, Trump in only debate as ballots go to voters
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump plugs $54 billion natural gas project in Alaska, flanked by a senator in a tight race
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: 3 GOP states go to US Supreme Court to challenge 3 Democratic-led states' abortion 'shield' laws
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Original: Hegseth details new initiatives in partisan address to troops
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Vivo’s X Fold 6 accidentally feels like a throwback
The Verge
4h ago
Original: Elon Musk’s Grokipedia has a ‘newly refreshed’ design
The Verge
5h ago
Original: Google releases Gemini 4 Argon, called its most powerful model yet
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: The new and huger Paramount has a new co-CEO
The Verge
6h ago
Original: The Pentagon taps Elon Musk and Palmer Luckey to help decide what the military should do next
TechCrunch
6h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Anika Wells named in Time’s ‘influential rising stars’; NSW seeks to join Queensland in ‘from the river to the sea’ ban case
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: US death row inmate Christa Pike taken to hospital after surviving two lethal injections, says lawyer
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Daredevil Jaan Roose completes slackline walk high above central Seoul
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Afghanistan says nine killed in Pakistani air raids on Kunar, Helmand
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: South Korea’s exports hit record high on AI boom
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump Administration To Buy Ads On MS NOW
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Many Extension Eligible Players Mark Last Bit Of Offseason Business For Pacers
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: What Tom Brady Loves About 49ers QB Brock Purdy
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Newsom Rejects Trump’s ‘Super Intelligence’ Rebrand—Signs Order To Keep Calling It AI
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Ted Cruz Stops Senate Effort To Pass AI Deepfake Bill
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘South America’ Takes on the Literal Dicks of Big Tech Billionaires in New Episode
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Quavo Says Death of Migos Groupmate Takeoff ‘Eased’ His ‘Friction’ with Offset: ‘It Can’t Get No Tougher Than That’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Miu Miu Popularized Double-Lace Shoes — These 10 Brands Are Following Suit
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Nicolas Cage Says the MCU “Is Becoming a Well-Funded and Glorified WWE”
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘Doraemon the Movie’ Guardians on Taking Nobita’s Undersea Adventure to Indian Cinemas: ‘It Transcends Generations’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Yankees or Rays? White Sox or Guardians? Previewing every MLB division series matchup
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Jordan's game-worn Game 3 1998 Finals jersey sold for record $12,260,000
ESPN
2h ago
Original: NFL Week 4 buzz: QB panic meter and trade intel, plus what we're hearing on the 3-0 Raiders
ESPN
4h ago
Original: Football and football? London game to be soccer fan Mariota's third at prominent ground
ESPN
5h ago
Original: Transfer rumors, news: Liverpool eye move for Mexico's Mora
ESPN
6h ago