Original: Hegseth details new initiatives in partisan address to troops
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
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Thursday, October 1, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: California Gov. Gavin Newsom signs laws to protect workers from AI risks
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Original: Judge approves Paramount's settlement with states over Warner buyout, allowing merger to soon close
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Original: High gas prices are spurring states to waive taxes and regulations amid midterm election
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Original: White House touts big-ticket projects in hope of swaying key races
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Elon Musk’s Grokipedia has a ‘newly refreshed’ design
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Google releases Gemini 4 Argon, called its most powerful model yet
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: The new and huger Paramount has a new co-CEO
The Verge
4h ago
Original: The Pentagon taps Elon Musk and Palmer Luckey to help decide what the military should do next
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: Dinosaur-killing impact crater might have been teeming with life
Ars Technica
6h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: 'Hero' pilot stabbed by other pilot on Israel-bound plane, Israeli PM says
BBC World
2h ago
Original: Australia news live: Albanese says Shoebridge’s goal to ‘replace Labor’ is ‘somewhat concerning’; recruitment for Antarctic jobs open
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: US Supreme Court allows execution of Christa Pike to go ahead
BBC World
2h ago
Original: Man arrested over alleged plot to attack Texas state capitol
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Iraq celebrates Sovereignty Day as US troops complete withdrawal
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘I’m never selling’: I’m 47 and buy bitcoin with every dollar I earn. Am I crazy?
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: How The Golden State Valkyries Built A WNBA Business Powerhouse
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Paramount-Warner Bros. Deal Cleared Despite Merger Opposition
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: ‘Obsession’ Submitted In Golden Globes’ Musical Or Comedy Categories, Report Says
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: ‘I have $400,000 in equity’: I’m 80. Should I sell my house because of dangerous stairs — or spend thousands renovating?
MarketWatch
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Laura Benanti on Her Journey From Broadway to Stand-Up With a Riotous One-Woman Show, ‘Nobody Cares,’ and Why Melania Remains One of Her Proudest Roles
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘Scrubs’ Showrunner Dissects Season 2 Premiere: Is Dr. Cox Going to Live, and Will We Finally See J.D. and Elliott’s Kid?
Variety
3h ago
Original: ‘Scrubs’ Begins Season 2 With Midlife Crises for Everyone
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: John Galliano Reworks Zara’s Archive Through a Couture Lens for His First Collection
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Mark Ruffalo Says Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger Will ‘Stifle Creativity’ and ‘Weaken Free Speech’: It ‘Should Never Have Been Approved’
Variety
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: White Sox complete sweep of Astros for first playoff series win since 2005
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Harper rebounds from gaffe, sets up Bohm's season-saving HR
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Anthony taken off Red Sox's ALWC roster, says hand was never 100 percent
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Titans QB Ward on fans' threats to his family: 'People are weird'
ESPN
2h ago
Original: McVay: NFL told Rams DPI was wrong call on pivotal play vs. Broncos
ESPN
2h ago