Original: Hegseth details new initiatives in partisan address to troops
Washington Post Politics
35m ago
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Thursday, October 1, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: California Gov. Gavin Newsom signs laws to protect workers from AI risks
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Original: Judge approves Paramount's settlement with states over Warner buyout, allowing merger to soon close
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Original: High gas prices are spurring states to waive taxes and regulations amid midterm election
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Original: White House touts big-ticket projects in hope of swaying key races
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Elon Musk’s Grokipedia has a ‘newly refreshed’ design
The Verge
37m ago
Original: Google releases Gemini 4 Argon, called its most powerful model yet
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: The new and huger Paramount has a new co-CEO
The Verge
1h ago
Original: The Pentagon taps Elon Musk and Palmer Luckey to help decide what the military should do next
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Dinosaur-killing impact crater might have been teeming with life
Ars Technica
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Shoebridge welcomes Faruqi working outside Greens leadership team; recruitment for Antarctic jobs opens
The Guardian World
16m ago
Original: Iran parades Shahed drones through capital
Al Jazeera
21m ago
Original: Tennessee execution of Christa Pike can go ahead, US supreme court rules
The Guardian World
30m ago
Original: US Supreme Court allows execution of Christa Pike to go ahead
BBC World
41m ago
Original: Gavin Newsom signs laws to protect California workers from AI threat
The Guardian World
42m ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘I’m never selling’: I’m 47 and buy bitcoin with every dollar I earn. Am I crazy?
MarketWatch
15m ago
Original: ‘I have $400,000 in equity’: I’m 80. Should I sell my house because of dangerous stairs — or spend thousands renovating?
MarketWatch
40m ago
Original: I’m 71 and still working. I earn $108,000 a year. Am I doing the right thing?
MarketWatch
49m ago
Original: Revealed: The Data Which Raises Questions Over The Future Of ‘Avatar’
Forbes Business
50m ago
Original: How This Theme Park Platform Turned Industry Specialism Into Global Reach
Forbes Business
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: John Galliano Reworks Zara’s Archive Through a Couture Lens for His First Collection
Hollywood Reporter
43m ago
Original: Mark Ruffalo Says Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger Will ‘Stifle Creativity’ and ‘Weaken Free Speech’: It ‘Should Never Have Been Approved’
Variety
52m ago
Original: Where to Buy Last-Minute My Chemical Romance Hollywood Bowl Tickets
Rolling Stone
56m ago
Original: When and Where to Watch ‘The Amazing Race’ Season 39 Online
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Rolling Stone Editors’ Picks, September 2026: Our Favorite Products, Sips, and Services of the Month
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Football and football? London game to be soccer fan Mariota's third at prominent ground
ESPN
20m ago
Original: Transfer rumors, news: Liverpool eye move for Mexico's Mora
ESPN
1h ago
Original: NFL awards: Allen MVP favorite, Purdy closing in fast
ESPN
3h ago
Original: College football betting: Why Mississippi State-Alabama could be a shootout
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Week 4 start-sit decisions: Follow your feelings, but don't ignore the facts either
ESPN
3h ago