Original: Senate blocks measure requiring report on Israeli violence in West Bank
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Wednesday, September 30, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Former special counsel Jack Smith defends investigation into Trump on Capitol Hill
NPR Politics
4h ago
Original: U.S. ends health aid to Zimbabwe after ‘America First’ deal is spurned
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Original: Maine Democrat who rejects special interests previously ran PAC that courted them
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Original: Secret weapon or ‘slopaganda’? How AI is revolutionizing campaign advertising.
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: WhatsApp adds new parental controls for teen accounts
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Amazon’s new Fire TV Stick 4K comes with an actually good remote
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Amazon’s new Fire TV Stick 4K can pull power directly from your TV
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Charter Space raises $5M to bring insurance to the stars
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Tinder adapts to a social, IRL dating future with ‘Group Hangouts’ feature
TechCrunch
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Palestinian archaeologists race against time to save Gaza’s heritage
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Israeli minister claims ‘terrorist’ wanted to crash plane after Tel Aviv-bound flight’s emergency landing – latest updates
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Europe ‘faces window of vulnerability until 2030,’ Dutch chief of defence warns - Europe live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Backpack edges past Dancing Queen to win the Fat Bear Week title
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: MI5 China alert will send chill through UK’s cash-strapped universities
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Major car rivals are teaming up to solve the biggest EV roadblock: Reliable charging
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘I’m afraid of human stupidity’: Why this top economist prefers U.S. tech and gold over bonds
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘I’m never selling’: I’m 47 and buy bitcoin with every dollar I earn. Am I crazy?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Americans get back to their spending ways. Economy might be speeding up again.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: How Amazon’s stock can fight off the AI threat and soar 46%
MarketWatch
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Nashville Tried to Change Ashley McBryde. It Failed
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Why ‘Dancing With the Stars’ Isn’t Live on the West Coast
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Mattel CEO Ynon Kreiz May Be Heading to David Ellison’s Paramount-Warner Bros.
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: New ‘X-Men’ Actor Christopher Abbott Says Professor X Casting Reveal Was a ‘Bit of a Nightmare’ Because ‘A Lot of People Didn’t Know Who I Was’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Lukas Dhont, Valentin Hadjadj Discuss ‘Coward’ Score, and Edward Berger, Volker Bertelmann Talk About Music for ‘The Riders,’ Starring Brad Pitt
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Our 30-team guide to NBA training camps: Biggest storylines, dates to monitor
ESPN
1h ago
Original: 30 questions to kick off the NBA preseason: What we're watching for every team
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Briton Staines' 61-second win earns UFC contract
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Overshadowed by USMNT's talented teens, Berhalter is stealing the spotlight
ESPN
1h ago
Original: USMNT player ratings: Richards scores, steadies backline to get 8/10 in win over Chile
ESPN
1h ago