Original: Trump’s nominee to be nation’s top doctor clears key hurdle in Senate committee
Washington Post Politics
33m ago
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Wednesday, September 30, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Senate blocks measure requiring report on Israeli violence in West Bank
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Former special counsel Jack Smith defends investigation into Trump on Capitol Hill
NPR Politics
4h ago
Original: Maine Democrat who rejects special interests previously ran PAC that courted them
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Original: U.S. ends health aid to Zimbabwe after ‘America First’ deal is spurned
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Google reportedly tests paying publishers for AI search results
The Verge
9m ago
Original: Pledge signed by President Trump and top AI leaders misspells the United States
TechCrunch
9m ago
Original: Google launches Fitbit Air in India, though its high price might deter the masses
TechCrunch
28m ago
Original: Instagram rolls out an AI video editor for creators
TechCrunch
30m ago
Original: Cerebras Systems’ Andrew Feldman on whether AI can keep scaling at TechCrunch Disrupt 2026
TechCrunch
30m ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Execution of US murderer Christa Pike halted an hour before it was due to happen
BBC World
5m ago
Original: Israeli forces overwhelmed by violent settlers in ‘terrorist attack’ on Palestinian family
The Guardian World
6m ago
Original: Russia launches largest attack on Ukraine energy infrastructure since spring
BBC World
7m ago
Original: Republican urges Trump administration to ‘step back’ and rethink immigration agenda
The Guardian World
8m ago
Original: More than 44,000 file legal objections to Palantir NHS platform handling their data
The Guardian World
9m ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Adding Lilly’s new drug to Zepbound helped people lose up to 23% of their weight. But there were more side effects.
MarketWatch
28m ago
Original: This is the big risk that stock investors should be watching as rising bond yields menace markets
MarketWatch
29m ago
Original: Americans get back to their spending ways. Economy might be speeding up again.
MarketWatch
52m ago
Original: The No. 1 mistake beginners make with travel cards, according to The Points Guy
MarketWatch
57m ago
Original: ‘I’d rather be on a beach in Bali’: My husband resents my $8 million net worth. Should I pay for his retirement?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: San Quentin Film Festival 2026 Lineup Revealed (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
3m ago
Original: ‘AEW Dynamite’ Livestream: Where to Watch the TBS Wrestling Broadcast Online Free
Rolling Stone
11m ago
Original: Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Season 3 Wraps Filming, But Fans Still Have a Long Wait
Hollywood Reporter
15m ago
Original: ‘Wednesday’ Season 3 Wraps Production, Drops New Look at Jenna Ortega at Typewriter
Variety
23m ago
Original: Globoplay Greenlights Adaptation of Raphael Montes’ ‘Uma Mulher no Escuro,’ From Banijay Entertainment’s A Fábrica Brazilian Banner (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
24m ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Man City to appeal guilty verdicts in financial breaches case
ESPN
0m ago
Original: Sources: Zeitler latest vet added by Packers to aid besieged O-line
ESPN
0m ago
Original: Avs close door on coaching questions, sign Bednar through 2030-31
ESPN
0m ago
Original: Schlittler, Rice author 'remarkable' night as Yankees roll in Game 1
ESPN
0m ago
Original: Clark helps keep Fever alive with 'pretty incredible' Game 2 display vs. Aces
ESPN
0m ago