Original: Senate blocks measure requiring report on Israeli violence in West Bank
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
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Wednesday, September 30, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Former special counsel Jack Smith defends investigation into Trump on Capitol Hill
NPR Politics
3h ago
Original: U.S. ends health aid to Zimbabwe after ‘America First’ deal is spurned
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Original: Maine Democrat who rejects special interests previously ran PAC that courted them
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Original: Secret weapon or ‘slopaganda’? How AI is revolutionizing campaign advertising.
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Here’s how tech leaders will self-police AI safety under Trump’s deal
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Two Google alumni raise $11.3M to back AI startups that enterprises will actually pay for
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Airbnb adds AI search, more social features
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Samsung gives its two-year-old Galaxy Tab S Plus an overhaul
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Samsung’s new SmartTag is smaller, longer-lasting, and works with iPhones
The Verge
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Settlers closing in on Ramallah
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Russia launches largest attack on Ukraine energy infrastructure since spring
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Denmark vs Portugal: UEFA Nations League – Ronaldo, Hojlund, teams, form
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Ranulph Fiennes’ stepson says he is in contact with police about explorer’s wellbeing
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Rainwater washes away highway in Nigeria
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘I’m afraid of human stupidity’: Why this top economist prefers U.S. tech and gold over bonds
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: U.S. inflation rises again and keeps the pressure on Fed
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: I’m 71 and still working. I earn $108,000 a year. Am I doing the right thing?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Meta is pitching a bold new identity — and the payoff could be big
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: He’s been badmouthing Treasury bonds since 2020, but ‘the big fat cushion’ of 5.25% yields is turning this strategist bullish
MarketWatch
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Mattel Hires Condé Nast’s Roger Lynch as CEO, Ynon Kreiz to Exit for New Job
Variety
1h ago
Original: M. Night Shyamalan’s ‘Remain’ Earns Strong First Reactions: Jake Gyllenhaal Is ‘Incredible’ in ‘Scary as Hell’ and ‘Heartbreaking’ Thriller
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Dancing With the Stars’ Sets Super Bowl Night
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Condé Nast CEO Leaves to Run Mattel In Major Shake Up
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Composers of ‘The Chronology of Water,’ ‘Sirat’ Among World Soundtrack Awards’ Discovery Nominees
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: College football betting: Why Mississippi State-Alabama could be a shootout
ESPN
1h ago
Original: NFL Week 4: Odds, lines and totals for every game
ESPN
1h ago
Original: College Football Playoff: Who's on the right side and wrong side of the bubble?
ESPN
1h ago
Original: CFP buzz: What we're hearing about a 24-team expansion ahead of meetings this week
ESPN
1h ago
Original: 'They don't know me': Why Kamario Taylor says he's sticking with Mississippi State
ESPN
1h ago