Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 12:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, September 30, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Another gadget to lose.
Original: Samsung’s new SmartTag is smaller, longer-lasting, and works with iPhones
The Verge 0m ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Economist Fears Us: Good Take.
Original: ‘I’m afraid of human stupidity’: Why this top economist prefers U.S. tech and gold over bonds
MarketWatch 40m ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories