Original: Appeals court signals support for contempt inquiry on deportation flights
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
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Wednesday, September 30, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Self-regulation 'not enough' for AI safety, Gary Marcus says
PBS NewsHour Politics
6h ago
Original: During Senate hearing, Jack Smith defends criminal investigations of Trump
PBS NewsHour Politics
6h ago
Original: News Wrap: Supreme Court allows Trump's deportations to third countries, for now
PBS NewsHour Politics
6h ago
Original: Affordability and accountability top priorities if Democrats take House, Jeffries says
PBS NewsHour Politics
6h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Sam Altman says OpenAI won’t go public until its models are safe
The Verge
4h ago
Original: America.gov gets really weird when you ask it about Minecraft, but it’s not a glitch
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: Range Rover Sport Electric: Price, Specs, Availability
Wired
5h ago
Original: Most powerful obesity drug yet: People lost up to 25% of weight in trial
Ars Technica
6h ago
Original: Trump orders US government to call AI ‘Super Intelligence’
The Verge
6h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Chalmers blames inflation on fuel costs and end of energy rebates; Faruqi ‘disappointed’ by ballot
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Concern over Sydney airport as near misses and runway incursions at 20% above national average
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: ABC finance journalist Alan Kohler to retire after three decades as Jim Chalmers says he will be ‘really missed’
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Three takeaways from Trump's 'Super Intelligence' summit
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Watch: Moment a government building collapses into a river in Nepal amid floods
BBC World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: RFK Jr. Says AI Can ‘Free Us From Medical Tyranny’ And Is ‘Better Informed’ Than Doctors
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Margot Robbie’s ‘Neighbours’ Episodes Get Microdrama Treatment
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: California Passes Law Banning Tee Time Brokers At Municipal Golf Courses
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: ‘Slow Horses’ Season 6, Episode 3 Recap And Review: Of Course It’s The Bloody Russians
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: ‘I have $400,000 in equity’: I’m 80. Should I sell my house because of dangerous stairs — or spend thousands renovating?
MarketWatch
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Fiona Lowe, Daughter of Chad Lowe and Kim Painter, Dies at 13
Variety
1h ago
Original: Chris Brown Will Get New Dog Attack Trial, But Only If Housekeeper Rejects Reduced $9.5 Million Award
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Last Year’s Unexpected Hit, Pumpkin Spice 5-Hour Energy, Is Back by Popular Demand
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Chad Lowe’s Daughter Fiona Dies at 13: “She Was the Light of Our Lives”
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘Final Payment,’ ‘Zoom In, Zoom Out’ Win Big at Pingyao; ‘Congo Boy’ Takes Rossellini Prize
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: I'd stick my Man City medals in bin - Keane
BBC Sport
6h ago
Original: New coach, new players, but same old failings hamper Scotland
BBC Sport
6h ago
Original: From the Tkachuks in Florida to McDavid's future, what we're hearing ahead of the 2026-27 season
ESPN
6h ago
Original: Expert picks for the season: Stanley Cup, division winners, awards
ESPN
6h ago
Original: Time for Tuchel to offer Alexander-Arnold some trust
BBC Sport
6h ago