Original: Appeals court signals support for contempt inquiry on deportation flights
Washington Post Politics
6h ago
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Wednesday, September 30, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Self-regulation 'not enough' for AI safety, Gary Marcus says
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Original: During Senate hearing, Jack Smith defends criminal investigations of Trump
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Original: News Wrap: Supreme Court allows Trump's deportations to third countries, for now
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Original: Affordability and accountability top priorities if Democrats take House, Jeffries says
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Apple Pay finally launches in India after years on the sidelines
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Sam Altman says OpenAI won’t go public until its models are safe
The Verge
5h ago
Original: America.gov gets really weird when you ask it about Minecraft, but it’s not a glitch
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: Range Rover Sport Electric: Price, Specs, Availability
Wired
6h ago
Original: Most powerful obesity drug yet: People lost up to 25% of weight in trial
Ars Technica
7h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Chalmers blames inflation on fuel costs and end of energy rebates; Faruqi ‘disappointed’ by ballot
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Inflation leaps to 4% stoking fears of fifth interest rate hike before Christmas
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Democrats hope anger at Trump enough to get young people to vote
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Restaurant named after Xi Jinping attacked by Chinese nationals in South Korea
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Beau Lamarre-Condon trial: crime scene photos paint harrowing picture of alleged murder victims’ final moments
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: RFK Jr. Says AI Can ‘Free Us From Medical Tyranny’ And Is ‘Better Informed’ Than Doctors
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Margot Robbie’s ‘Neighbours’ Episodes Get Microdrama Treatment
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: California Passes Law Banning Tee Time Brokers At Municipal Golf Courses
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: ‘Slow Horses’ Season 6, Episode 3 Recap And Review: Of Course It’s The Bloody Russians
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: ‘I have $400,000 in equity’: I’m 80. Should I sell my house because of dangerous stairs — or spend thousands renovating?
MarketWatch
5h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Florence Pugh Credits Tom Holland for ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ Role: ‘This All Happened Because of Tom’
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘GMA’ Anchor Will Reeve Opens Up About Testicular Cancer Battle: “Fortunate That I Caught This Early”
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Aaron Sorkin Says ‘Social Reckoning’ Reshoots Had Nothing to Do With Trailer Backlash, Explains Why Trump Isn’t Named: It’s ‘Not a Red-Blue Thing’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Fiona Lowe, Daughter of Chad Lowe and Kim Painter, Dies at 13
Variety
2h ago
Original: Chris Brown Will Get New Dog Attack Trial, But Only If Housekeeper Rejects Reduced $9.5 Million Award
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Schlittler, Rice star as Yankees blank Red Sox in Game 1
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Clark helps keep Fever alive with 'pretty incredible' Game 2 display vs. Aces
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Aces' Wilson T'd up for confronting fan, fumes over 'unacceptable' behavior
ESPN
1h ago
Original: No. 8 Liberty keep foot on gas to eliminate top-seeded Lynx
ESPN
1h ago
Original: White Sox show playoff poise vs. Astros, win wild-card opener
ESPN
1h ago