Original: From motorcycles to booze, US ban on $1 billion worth of Canadian imports goes into effect
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Edition · 7:00 AM UTC
Tuesday, September 29, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: GOP doubts about Georgia and North Carolina have Republicans shifting focus in battle for Senate
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: The Senate passes the Protect College Sports Act, but the bill's future is unclear
NPR Politics
5h ago
Original: DOJ probe into Trump foes sees another prominent departure
Washington Post Politics
6h ago
Original: Could a far left candidate win a midterm race in a red state like Florida?
NPR Politics
9h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Anthropic’s prospectus details losses, growth, and, yes, a warning that its AI could end humanity
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Motorola Coupon Code for October 2026
Wired
3h ago
Original: NordVPN Coupons: 75% Off, Plus 3 Months Free in October 2026
Wired
3h ago
Original: 50% Off Blue Apron Promo Codes | October 2026
Wired
3h ago
Original: Uplift Promo Codes: $300 Off
Wired
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Bullock says interest rates will be hiked again ‘if that’s what’s needed’; Angus Taylor says ‘this is a dark day’ after RBA decision
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Rubio says foreign actor was ‘clearly’ behind suspected RAF Fairford bomb plot
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: ‘This is terrorism’: daytime Russian strike hits science academy in Kyiv
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: From Jamui to Delhi, the burden of safety from sexual assault cannot fall on women
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Australia raises interest rates to 15-year high
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Former Plastics Salesman Becomes Billionaire As Chip-Cooling Materials Maker’s Shares Soar 719% On Debut
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Why The EV Charging Revolution Needs Batteries That Never Move
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: CNN, MS NOW And Politico Ask Court To Block Trump From Enforcing Press Ban Again
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Pope Leo Says AI Safety Fears Are Not ‘Fake News’ And Criticizes Nvidia’s Billionaire CEO
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: NASA Bets On Boeing Starliner For Crewed Return In 2028
Forbes Business
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘The Platform’ Co-Producer David Matamoros of Doce Entertainment Spain Boards Matías Rojas’ ‘Dog Legs’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: Dennis Haskins, Actor Who Played Principal Belding on ‘Saved by the Bell,’ Dead at 75
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: ‘Godzilla Minus Zero’: Dodgers Giveaway Draws Lines for Final Home Game
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Where to Watch ‘The Swan: Behind the Mirror,’ New Doc Detailing TV’s Most Controversial Reality Show in History
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Madrid Audiovisual Cluster Dives Deeper into New Business Models, AI and Emerging Technologies at Iberseries & Platino Industria
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Konsa and O'Reilly doubtful for England as Tuchel expects morning decision
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Senate greenlights Protect College Sports Act with 77-22 vote
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Sirianni rues reaction to flagged hit on Hurts in Eagles' MNF loss
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Harbaugh offers rare critique of struggling QB Herbert: 'Be better'
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Mets exec Stearns: No 'mulligans' on Alonso's exit
ESPN
1h ago