Original: From motorcycles to booze, US ban on $1 billion worth of Canadian imports goes into effect
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Edition · 8:00 AM UTC
Tuesday, September 29, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: GOP doubts about Georgia and North Carolina have Republicans shifting focus in battle for Senate
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Original: The Senate passes the Protect College Sports Act, but the bill's future is unclear
NPR Politics
6h ago
Original: DOJ probe into Trump foes sees another prominent departure
Washington Post Politics
7h ago
Original: Could a far left candidate win a midterm race in a red state like Florida?
NPR Politics
10h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Anthropic’s prospectus details losses, growth, and, yes, a warning that its AI could end humanity
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Motorola Coupon Code for October 2026
Wired
4h ago
Original: NordVPN Coupons: 75% Off, Plus 3 Months Free in October 2026
Wired
4h ago
Original: 50% Off Blue Apron Promo Codes | October 2026
Wired
4h ago
Original: Uplift Promo Codes: $300 Off
Wired
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Russia hits port facilities in overnight strikes on Odesa region of Ukraine – Europe live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Burnham is told axing pension triple lock would be ‘electoral suicide’ as he prepares to address Labour conference – UK politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Satellite images show Gaza in ruins three years into Israel’s genocidal war
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Australia news live: Bullock says interest rates will be hiked again ‘if that’s what’s needed’; Mehreen Faruqi confirms she will contest Greens leadership
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Can Pakistan’s Sohail Afridi win freedom for ex-PM Imran Khan?
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Independent Certification For AI Trustworthiness Makes Important Headway At DTC And Harvard BKC Workshop
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: How To Tell If Meat Is Safe To Eat With 167,639 Pounds Being Recalled
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: The stock market usually booms in the November-to-April stretch. This indicator suggests otherwise.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Former Plastics Salesman Becomes Billionaire As Chip-Cooling Materials Maker’s Shares Soar 719% On Debut
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Why The EV Charging Revolution Needs Batteries That Never Move
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Watch Gracie Abrams Perform ‘Look at My Life’ on ‘Fallon’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Zohran Mamdani Refuses to Text Trump a Selfie of Him and Jimmy Kimmel
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: ‘The Platform’ Co-Producer David Matamoros of Doce Entertainment Spain Boards Matías Rojas’ ‘Dog Legs’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Original: Dennis Haskins, Actor Who Played Principal Belding on ‘Saved by the Bell,’ Dead at 75
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: ‘Godzilla Minus Zero’: Dodgers Giveaway Draws Lines for Final Home Game
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Senate greenlights Protect College Sports Act with 77-22 vote
ESPN
1h ago
Original: QB3 Keenum's 'extraordinary' effort lifts Bears over Eagles
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Giants trade for Vikings QB McCarthy, but say Winston remains QB1
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Harbaugh offers rare critique of struggling QB Herbert: 'Be better'
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Bronny on LeBron's Lakers exit: 'He's got his own path'
ESPN
1h ago