Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 9:00 PM UTC

Saturday, September 26, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

World Leaders Coordinate Doom.
Original: China and U.S. agree to establish AI safety channel and continue trade and military talks
PBS NewsHour Politics 4h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Degrees Devalued: Now With Regret!
Original: Private colleges around Australia offering last-minute discounts for diploma allegedly ‘misused by shonks’
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

America’s Got Exploitation.
Original: Nene Royal, a Metal-Loving Teen from Thailand, Won ‘America’s Got Talent.’ A Rock Album Is Next
Rolling Stone 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories