Original: Lawmakers slam Trump’s move to cancel $810M in funding approved by Congress
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Saturday, September 26, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: China and U.S. agree to establish AI safety channel and continue trade and military talks
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Original: House Dems plan oversight of Trump administration; impeachment an option
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Original: Trump administration uses rare authority to claw back nearly $1B in spending approved by Congress
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Original: Donald Trump attends a big college football game with plan in place to protect communications
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Decap is the man behind the drums behind your favorite song
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Meta and YouTube say they will run ads for ‘Musk’ documentary after all
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: Kids turned the comment section of an NPR podcast into a group chat
The Verge
4h ago
Original: Levoit’s new air purifier is for the pet odors that have taken over your apartment
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: OpenAI pauses training of its ‘most capable models’
The Verge
5h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Miracle on the Hudson’ pilot Chesly Sullenberger inducted into US Aviation Hall of Fame
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Pope praises young people's 'energy and commitment' at huge open-air Mass in Paris
BBC World
2h ago
Original: Saudi FM accuses Iran of ‘flagrant attacks’ and condemns Houthis at UNGA
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Ireland decide to play Israel in Nations League after squad vote
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Lavrov: Russia’s war in Ukraine will continue ‘through to the end’
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: &TEAM Finally Came To America, Now ‘Mark On Me’ Could Take Them Even Higher
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: ‘We lived within our means’: I earned $30,000 as a pastor and still retired comfortably. Why don’t you tell people that?
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: NFL 2026 Week 3 DFS: DraftKings Main Slate Week 3
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: From $6 eggs to $50,000 cars, these charts show how inflation has defined the past 5 years
MarketWatch
4h ago
Original: Social Security checks are projected to be cut by $540 a month in just six years
MarketWatch
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Mike Leigh’s ‘Tender Loving Care’ Wins Big at San Sebastián, as ‘La Bola Negra’ and ‘NAZA’ Take Audience Awards
Variety
2h ago
Original: Chuck Varga, GWAR Founding Member and ‘Sexecutioner,’ Dead at 68
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Chuck Varga, Founding Member of Heavy Metal Band Gwar, Dies at 68
Variety
2h ago
Original: How to Watch Henry Cejudo vs. Javon Walton Boxing Live Online
Variety
3h ago
Original: Where to Stream Farm Aid Music Festival Live Online for Free
Rolling Stone
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Republic of Ireland to wear black armbands for Israel game
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: GB's Potter takes silver at Triathlon World Series
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Scotland beat NI to boost World Cup qualification hopes
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: 2026 WNBA playoffs: Experts pick the first round, WNBA champion
ESPN
3h ago
Original: WNBA playoff preview: How all eight teams could win the championship
ESPN
3h ago