Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 10:00 PM UTC

Saturday, September 26, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Theater Kids Demand Recast.
Original: House Democrats plan vast oversight of Trump administration. Impeachment is an option
PBS NewsHour Politics 1h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Petting Poverty: A Business Model?
Original: My friend grosses $300,000 a year with her pet-sitting business. She pays herself $50,000. Should I do the same?
MarketWatch 3h ago
God’s Blessings & a Solid 401k.
Original: ‘We lived within our means’: I earned $30,000 as a pastor and still retired comfortably. Why don’t you tell people that?
MarketWatch 4h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Celebrities: Promoting Their Work, Not Your Dreams.
Original: Amelia Dimoldenberg Jokes About Why ‘Chicken Shop Date’ Is Ending in ‘SNL U.K.’ Monologue: ‘Celebrities Weren’t Coming on to Date Me. They Were Coming on to Promote Their Work!’
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories