Original: Congress is getting older, and Americans aren’t happy
Washington Post Politics
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Friday, September 18, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump pushes his $5,000 'dividend' pledge. Republican candidates, not as much
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Original: For now, Pentagon plan for testosterone testing will apply to male troops only
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: White House withdraws nomination of Lance Schroyer to lead ICE
NPR Politics
4h ago
Original: She’s survived four gerrymanders and a car crash. Can her luck hold?
Washington Post Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Adopt This Data Center Plushie and Hear Its Piercing Scream
Wired
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Original: Meta’s Copyright System Is Being Weaponized Against Albanian Protesters
Wired
2h ago
Original: Best Gifts for Mom (2026): E-Readers, Digital Wall Calendar, Smart Bird Feeders
Wired
3h ago
Original: Flash floods can strike without warning — this new technology could change that
The Verge
4h ago
Original: Submit Your Questions: Why Is Silicon Valley Still a Boy's Club?
Wired
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Early voting begins in midterms as campaign shifts focus to cost of living and Iran war – US politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Crypto millionaires would gain £500m over five years from Reform policy, Labour analysis suggests – UK politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Ronaldo keeps Portugal place for Nations League as Jesus names first squad
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Video: Students flee deadly school shooting in the Philippines
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Flight chaos for hundreds of thousands was caused in ‘millisecond’ by software error
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: I’m in my 50s. My mother died from Alzheimer’s. Do I need long-term-care insurance?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: How can I get my employees to stop oversharing at work?
MarketWatch
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Original: A sideways market and rising earnings are presenting a buying opportunity for this crucial sector
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘I’m burned out’: I’m constantly helping my cousin who is running out of money. Is it too much to expect his sister to help?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Justin Bieber’s Surprise Album Debuts — And Brings The Singer To New Chart Lows
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Troye Sivan, Miley, Beabadoobee, and All the Songs You Need to Know This Week
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Fan Bingbing on Toronto and Busan Selection ‘Diary of a Mad Old Man’ and Her International Ambitions: ‘Cinema Should Be Able to Cross Borders’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Fast & Furious: Hollywood Drift’ Ride Opens to Thrill Fans at Universal Studios Hollywood
Variety
2h ago
Original: Why Matthew McConaughey Doesn’t Want to Take a DNA Test — Despite Woody Harrelson’s Insistence — to See If the Two Stars Are Really Brothers
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: MGA Entertainment Debuts New Music Video, Single Tied to Mirror Mi Doll Line (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: The legal arguments for and against Enes Kanter Freedom's WNBA bid
ESPN
1h ago
Original: How Iraola is moving Liverpool on from the Slot era
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Transfer rumors, news: Real Madrid, Barcelona track Man City-bound USMNT star Sullivan
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Don't be surprised if ... Malik Willis is a top-10 fantasy QB this season
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Unwavering confidence in Loveland, concern for Pitts and more Week 2 insights
ESPN
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