Original: Congress is getting older, and Americans aren’t happy
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
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Friday, September 18, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump pushes his $5,000 'dividend' pledge. Republican candidates, not as much
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Original: For now, Pentagon plan for testosterone testing will apply to male troops only
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Original: White House withdraws nomination of Lance Schroyer to lead ICE
NPR Politics
6h ago
Original: She’s survived four gerrymanders and a car crash. Can her luck hold?
Washington Post Politics
7h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Lenovo’s Yoga Slim 7X is the most laptop that $1,000 can currently buy
The Verge
2h ago
Original: This cartridge-playing Game Boy clone is smaller and cheaper than Analogue’s Pocket
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Inertia co-founder Jeff Lawson’s next big bet is fusion: Go inside it at TechCrunch Disrupt 2026
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Researchers used Anthropic’s Claude to hack into OpenAI
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: The clock is ticking: Final 24 hours to exhibit at TechCrunch Disrupt 2026
TechCrunch
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Record fuel prices across EU prompt calls for bloc-wide windfall tax on firms
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Russian hybrid attacks against Europe intensifying, says Macron
BBC World
2h ago
Original: Real Madrid President says Ceuta visit not related to ‘recent news’
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Real Madrid’s Kylian Mbappe ends Nike partnership to join Swiss brand On
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Early voting begins in midterms as campaign shifts focus to cost of living and Iran war – US politics live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Travis Kelce and others lost millions in a Ponzi scheme. Here’s what a basic index fund would have earned them instead.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: ‘Resident Evil’ Breaks A Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score Record
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: I’m in my 50s. My mother died from Alzheimer’s. Do I need long-term-care insurance?
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: How can I get my employees to stop oversharing at work?
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Retirement Isn’t For Everybody
Forbes Business
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Spring Awakening’ Composer Duncan Sheik Dies at 56
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Oscars: Poland Submits Paweł Pawlikowski’s ‘Fatherland,’ Starring Sandra Hüller, for International Feature Race
Variety
2h ago
Original: Duncan Sheik, ‘Barely Breathing’ Hitmaker and ‘Spring Awakening’ Stage Composer, Dies at 56
Variety
2h ago
Original: Box Office: ‘Resident Evil’ Makes $8.8 Million in Previews, Biggest Ever for Series
Variety
2h ago
Original: Duncan Sheik, ‘Spring Awakening’ Composer and ‘Barely Breathing’ Singer, Dead at 56
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Knicks offseason recap and early-season preview: Can New York go back-to-back?
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Future Power Rankings: Three-year outlooks for all 30 teams
ESPN
2h ago
Original: I have experienced racism a thousand times - Lamine Yamal
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: First-month grades for all 20 Premier League teams: From an A+ to F
ESPN
2h ago
Original: World soccer's hottest men's teams: Can anyone stop Barcelona?
ESPN
2h ago