Original: For now, Pentagon plan for testosterone testing will apply to male troops only
Washington Post Politics
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Friday, September 18, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: White House withdraws nomination of Lance Schroyer to lead ICE
NPR Politics
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Original: She’s survived four gerrymanders and a car crash. Can her luck hold?
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Most Michigan voters disapprove of Trump’s tariffs on Canada, poll shows
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Congress is getting older, and Americans aren’t happy
Washington Post Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Best Gifts for Mom (2026): E-Readers, Digital Wall Calendar, Smart Bird Feeders
Wired
2h ago
Original: Flash floods can strike without warning — this new technology could change that
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Submit Your Questions: Why Is Silicon Valley Still a Boy's Club?
Wired
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Original: He Won the Nobel Prize for Protein Design. Now He Uses AI to Create Molecules Not Found in Nature
Wired
3h ago
Original: The Leftist Split Over AI Doom
Wired
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World ★ 5 stories
Original: As Houthis grab Bab al-Mandeb, US appears willing to watch from sidelines
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Early voting begins in midterms as campaign shifts focus to cost of living and Iran war – US politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Retail sales bounce back in Great Britain amid brighter signs for economy
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: How fantasy fans are keeping a Turkish blacksmithing tradition alive
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: The view from Russia: ‘No party can be antiwar’ in parliamentary election
Al Jazeera
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Why mortgage bonds are set to deteriorate, and possibly hit the whole market, according to this Wall Street expert
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Tesla’s upcoming product frenzy could leave investors disappointed
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Warren Buffett moves further out of the spotlight at Berkshire, as his son is named chairman
MarketWatch
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Original: Giants Polarizing Skipper Tony Vitello Challenges Cardinals Fans After Loss
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Shania Twain Reaches A Career Peak Shortly After A Disappointment
Forbes Business
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Japan’s Top Broadcasters Unite for First Joint Delegation to MipCancun (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Original: Catalonia: A Dozen Highlights at San Sebastián, From a Time-Loop Thriller to a Singular Heist Tale and a Potential Arthouse Sleeper
Variety
2h ago
Original: Catalonia’s New Generation Raises Its Game as Ambition, Scale and Genre Drive Bolder Arthouse and Crossover Titles
Variety
2h ago
Original: International Oscar Submissions: Spain, Indonesia, Hungary, Nepal, Israel and More Join the List
Variety
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Original: How Fatih Akin Breathed Life Into San Sebastian’s Haunting Opener ‘Ghost Song’
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Tuchel recalls Alexander-Arnold and Palmer with warning
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Ronaldo named in Jesus' first Portugal squad
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Anthony Edwards calls out Sixers' James, Brown and more in Adidas ad
ESPN
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Original: Knicks offseason recap and early-season preview: Can New York go back-to-back?
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Future Power Rankings: Three-year outlooks for all 30 teams
ESPN
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