Original: Afghan woman whose case was the first for a long-dormant court has been deported, officials say
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Edition · 7:00 PM UTC
Friday, September 11, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Ballot scramble hints at chaos under Trump proposal, Fla. election official says
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Senators from both parties question OpenAI on breach of AI startup Hugging Face
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: At the Pentagon, Trump ties the legacy of 9/11 to his Iran war
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: As Trump squeezes the International Criminal Court, more countries are leaving
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Roblox is making it easier to build games with AI — and play them outside Roblox
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Central Eurasia names its 2026 Road to Battlefield winners: Cerberus, WeGlobal AI, and LOOQ
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Matt Mullenweg reportedly returns as Automattic CEO two days after getting booted
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Nscale adds former OpenAI exec Fidji Simo to its board ahead of potential IPO
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: We unfolded the iPhone Duo
The Verge
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump uses 9/11 memorial speech to justify Iran war as families commemorate victims of attack – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Real Madrid’s Mbappe: AI dictator memes show lack of political awareness
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Iran says will discuss Strait of Hormuz with Gulf states on Monday
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: US officials declare multi-state cyclospora outbreak over
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: At least 46,000 displaced by escalating Yemen fighting: UN
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Nashville Airport Board Votes To Rename Airport After Dolly Parton
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Are AI-written resumes more likely to get you a job? The answer may surprise you.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: 9/11 At 25: America Must Prepare For The Threats Ahead
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: I Was A Black Hawk Pilot On 9/11—25 Years Later, America Needs To Remember These Lessons
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: The Fed could raise interest rates three times. Here’s where the market could face the stiffest test.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Like ‘Amores Perros,’ I Hope My Film Will Also Transcend Time in Some Way,’ Says Gael García Bernal of His Third Directorial Outing, ‘Hombre al Agua’
Variety
1h ago
Original: X-Ray Spex, the Raincoats, the Slits Members Form Supergroup for London Punk Festival
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Why ‘La Gradiva,’ the Surprise Sensation of Cannes, Is Now the Essential Debut of the Fall
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Stars Hit New York Fashion Week, Brad Pitt Debuts ‘Heart of the Beast’ and This Week’s Best Events
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: Stephanie Ahn’s Seven-Year Road to ‘Bedford Park’: ‘You Never Know What Can Make Your Film Better’
Variety
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Cricket: Today at the Test
BBC Sport
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Original: 'He's become a star' - Razaullah steals the show at Edgbaston
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: England need 130 after thrilling Razaullah hitting
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Benn defies concerns to make weight for Garcia bout
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: New Madrid circuit very high risk, says Russell
BBC Sport
1h ago