Original: At the Pentagon, Trump ties the legacy of 9/11 to his Iran war
Washington Post Politics
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Friday, September 11, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: As Trump squeezes the International Criminal Court, more countries are leaving
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump asks convention crowd to pledge to him they will vote, ‘cheat like hell’
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump list of U.S.-designated 'foreign terrorist organizations' in Latin America grows to 21
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Original: Vance? Rubio? DeSantis? Cruz? Republicans at Dallas convention ponder options for post-Trump leader
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Matt Mullenweg reportedly returns as Automattic CEO two days after getting booted
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Nscale adds former OpenAI exec Fidji Simo to its board ahead of potential IPO
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: We unfolded the iPhone Duo
The Verge
2h ago
Original: The White House says Truth Social is the ‘most powerful and popular social media platform in the world’
The Verge
2h ago
Original: NASA moving at warp speed to set up US Space Academy
Ars Technica
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Why did the assisted dying bill fail in the Commons? | Rowena Mason
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: ‘Absurd, hardline calls’: questions over Sweden’s post-Brexit migration policy
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Trump uses 9/11 memorial speech to justify Iran war as families commemorate victims of attack – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: US declares end of largest recorded cyclosporiasis outbreak
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Hong Kong's Tiananmen activists sentenced to up to seven years in prison
BBC World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Tesla could transform the trucking business — and capitalize on high diesel prices
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: I went to a dinner party, brought an appetizer and wine — and the host charged me $60. Should I cut ties with her?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Why a shrinking population doesn’t have to be the kiss of death for an economy or stock market
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: The traditional paths to building wealth are becoming less accessible for young Americans. Here’s what happened.
MarketWatch
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Original: This investment is safe from both Trump and the Democrats — and it pays 4.7%
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Bill Kerby, Screenwriter on ‘The Rose,’ ‘The Last American Hero’ and ‘Hooper,’ Dies at 88
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘A Bit of Light’ Review: A Despondent Man Stumbles Into a Renewed Sense of Connection in a Mournful, Quietly Comic Drama From Iran
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Streaming Ratings: ‘Reacher’ Is (Still) Big
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Maria Bartiromo Says ‘More to Come’ in First Comments After Shock Fox News Exit: ‘I’m So Grateful for the Outpouring of Love’
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Long Day’s Journey Into Night’ Film With Jessica Lange and Ed Harris Lands Quiver Distribution Deal
Variety
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Tough chats and Three Peaks led Durham to title
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: The 10 players who leveled up this season -- and how it changed their teams' fortunes
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Passan's early MLB free agency intel
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Breaking down the 49ers' win against the Rams in Australia
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Granddad, McConaughey and Arch Manning's dealings with fame
ESPN
1h ago