Original: For years, Bush was mocked for this 9/11 moment. Now he’s painted it.
Washington Post Politics
7m ago
Edition · 8:00 PM UTC
Friday, September 11, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Ohio Senate campaign staffer used Nazi soldiers as profile photo
Washington Post Politics
39m ago
Original: Afghan woman whose case was the first for a long-dormant court has been deported, officials say
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Original: Ballot scramble hints at chaos under Trump proposal, Fla. election official says
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Senators from both parties question OpenAI on breach of AI startup Hugging Face
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: The 9 Best TV Shows to Stream This Month (September 2026)
Wired
24m ago
Original: Kimi-maker Moonshot AI targets $2 billion in annual revenue
TechCrunch
24m ago
Original: The US Government Launched 3 Previously Unreported Investigations of Polymarket Trades
Wired
39m ago
Original: Roblox is making it easier to build games with AI — and play them outside Roblox
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Meta Sued Over Training Data for Its AI and Face-Recognition Systems
Wired
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Lightning Houthi advance in Yemen may bring dangerous new dimension to Iran war
BBC World
15m ago
Original: City boss Enzo Maresca says spotlight not on him ahead of Manchester derby
Al Jazeera
23m ago
Original: Trump uses 9/11 memorial speech to justify Iran war as families commemorate victims of attack – live
The Guardian World
35m ago
Original: How US leaders remembered the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks
Al Jazeera
39m ago
Original: Federal court rejects Trump order keeping Michigan coal plant open
The Guardian World
50m ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: The Houthis have opened a new front in the Middle East oil war that’s pushing up prices
MarketWatch
2m ago
Original: I want to pay for every customer at my late husband’s favorite restaurant on his birthday. Could this backfire?
MarketWatch
15m ago
Original: Salesforce’s stock has been riding a wave of AI optimism. Here’s what Wall Street wants to see next.
MarketWatch
30m ago
Original: Oracle shook off fears about AI spending, but its stock still turns south
MarketWatch
39m ago
Original: How Scott Waugh’s ‘Runner’ Lovingly Throws Back To Action Movies Of The 1980s And ‘90s
Forbes Business
40m ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Sandra Bullock Rejected ‘Every Pervert’ in Auditions ‘Asking Me to Drop My Pants’ and Stopped Acting in Rom-Coms When ‘I Was Getting So Much S— For Them’
Variety
10m ago
Original: Court to Hold Paramount-Warner Bros. Settlement Conference in Late October
Variety
15m ago
Original: ‘Human Centipede’ Director Tom Six Addresses Career Collapse, Impending Death: “These Are My Final Words” (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
16m ago
Original: CBS Argues First Amendment Protections in Bid to Dismiss ‘Matlock’ Writer Lawsuit Over Allegedly Racist Comments
Hollywood Reporter
23m ago
Original: TIFF Flashback: Naomi Watts Cruised Into Toronto via ‘Mulholland’
Hollywood Reporter
30m ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: 25 years after 9/11, Strahan, Testaverde, others relive the emotional memories
ESPN
4m ago
Original: Hunt sets sights on Lions tour after injury return
BBC Sport
12m ago
Original: Hodgkinson cruises into 800m final
BBC Sport
17m ago
Original: 'The most risky circuit of the calendar': Will Madring live up to reputation as F1 car killer?
ESPN
23m ago
Original: Razaullah introduces himself as Pakistan thrive in chaos
BBC Sport
25m ago