Original: Armed individual ‘lunged’ at Democrat nominee for Ohio governor, campaign says
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Monday, September 7, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Assailant lunged at Democratic candidate for Ohio governor at fair, campaign says
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Original: California made Gavin Newsom famous. Will it drag down his 2028 presidential ambitions?
PBS NewsHour Politics
10h ago
Original: Trump appeals to Supreme Court as time runs out on push to restrict mail voting
Washington Post Politics
11h ago
Original: Trump administration makes another appeal to Supreme Court to allow mail ballot restrictions
PBS NewsHour Politics
11h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Seattle Times and Newsday sue OpenAI and Microsoft for infringement
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Phil Schiller’s App Store exit reportedly driven by wariness over future plans
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: An Amazon cargo plane crashed at Miami International Airport
The Verge
6h ago
Original: Authors push back as publishers and agents make claims on Anthropic settlement
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: Europe has its first commercial orbital rocket
The Verge
7h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia politics live: Hume claims Labor’s algorithm bill gives it too much power; embattled developer Bathla stands down 200 workers
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Jamaica to file slavery reparations petition during UK visit
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Hundreds of far-right protesters descend on Portsmouth after small boat arrival
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Why is Kenya cracking down on foreign traders and small retailers?
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Germany’s far-right AfD thanks Elon Musk as France warns state election win a ‘serious moment’
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: WWE SNME: WWE Booked Oba Femi Vs. Bron Breakker Perfectly — And A Monster Returned
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: WWE Sunday Night’s Main Event 2026 Results As Bronson Reed Destroys Oba Femi
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Lil Yachty Wrestled On WWE Sunday Night's Main Event — How Did He Do?
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: WWE Sunday Night’s Main Event 2026 Results As Trick Williams, Lil Yachty Win
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Horror Comedy ‘Buddy’ Tops Opening Numbers In 2nd Weekend At Box Office
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Nathan Fielder Drops Weird Trailer for Secret Elizabeth Holmes Doc ‘You Can See Everything’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Shailene Woodley and Ernest Harden Jr. Score 2026 Emmy Guest Acting in a Drama Series Wins
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Ciara and Russell Wilson Are Expecting Another Baby
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim’s Elizabeth Holmes Doc Revealed as Telluride’s Surprise Secret Screening
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Tokyo Film Festival Adds Nippon Cinema Now Competition, Crosscut Asia+ Section, New Award Honoring Women in Film
Variety
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Nothing 'unfair' in U-M win, Western Michigan says
ESPN
2h ago
Original: NFL commish Goodell agrees to 4-year extension
ESPN
2h ago
Original: U.S. tops Italy, pushes World Cup win streak to 32
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Sources: Giants, Winston reach 2-year extension
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Rams expect WR Nacua, LT Jackson to play Thu.
ESPN
2h ago