Original: Armed individual ‘lunged’ at Democrat nominee for Ohio governor, campaign says
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
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Monday, September 7, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Assailant lunged at Democratic candidate for Ohio governor at fair, campaign says
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Original: California made Gavin Newsom famous. Will it drag down his 2028 presidential ambitions?
PBS NewsHour Politics
11h ago
Original: Trump appeals to Supreme Court as time runs out on push to restrict mail voting
Washington Post Politics
12h ago
Original: Trump administration makes another appeal to Supreme Court to allow mail ballot restrictions
PBS NewsHour Politics
12h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Seattle Times and Newsday sue OpenAI and Microsoft for infringement
The Verge
4h ago
Original: Phil Schiller’s App Store exit reportedly driven by wariness over future plans
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: An Amazon cargo plane crashed at Miami International Airport
The Verge
7h ago
Original: Authors push back as publishers and agents make claims on Anthropic settlement
TechCrunch
7h ago
Original: Europe has its first commercial orbital rocket
The Verge
8h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Far-right AfD wins key German state election but falls just short of majority
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Iran to announce restricted zone outside Strait of Hormuz
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Australia politics live: Hume claims Labor’s algorithm bill gives it too much power; embattled developer Bathla stands down 200 workers
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Australia’s proposed ‘opt out’ law targets Big Tech algorithms
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Eight-year-old Gaza girl killed by Israel on first day of school
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Adéla Cements Her Breakout Year In Debut Album “PRIMA”
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Rauw Alejandro Explores His Past And Sets The Stage For His Future During Red Bull Chapters Performance In NYC
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: WWE Sunday Night's Main Event 2026 Is Over — Here Are The Returns, Swerves And Biggest Moments
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Shailene Woodley Wins Guest Actress Emmy For ‘Paradise’ At Creative Arts Ceremony
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Shohei Ohtani Is Hurt, Out Of The Lineup, And May Be Headed To The IL
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Rob Reiner and Betty Gilpin Win 2026 Emmys for Guest Actress and Actor in a Comedy Series
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Linda Cardellini Tearfully Calls First Emmy Win “A Real Dream Come True”
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Creative Arts Emmys, Night Two: Winners List
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Rob Reiner Wins Posthumous Emmy for ‘The Bear’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Linda Cardellini Wins Emmy for Supporting Actress in a Limited Series for ‘DTF St. Louis’
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Which NFL teams are all-in on the 2026 season and Super Bowl LXI?
ESPN
4h ago
Original: Previewing the 2026 NFL season: Bold predictions, strengths and concerns for all 32 teams
ESPN
4h ago
Original: Young praises Rashford and Shaw chemistry
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Alcaraz delivers statement win to reach US Open last eight
BBC Sport
5h ago
Original: Did Michigan deserve that last second? We welcome college football back with all the absurdity it brings
ESPN
5h ago