Original: Armed individual ‘lunged’ at Democrat nominee for Ohio governor, campaign says
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Edition · 1:00 AM UTC
Monday, September 7, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Assailant lunged at Democratic candidate for Ohio governor at fair, campaign says
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: California made Gavin Newsom famous. Will it drag down his 2028 presidential ambitions?
PBS NewsHour Politics
9h ago
Original: Trump appeals to Supreme Court as time runs out on push to restrict mail voting
Washington Post Politics
10h ago
Original: Trump administration makes another appeal to Supreme Court to allow mail ballot restrictions
PBS NewsHour Politics
10h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Seattle Times and Newsday sue OpenAI and Microsoft for infringement
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Phil Schiller’s App Store exit reportedly driven by wariness over future plans
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: An Amazon cargo plane crashed at Miami International Airport
The Verge
5h ago
Original: Authors push back as publishers and agents make claims on Anthropic settlement
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: Europe has its first commercial orbital rocket
The Verge
6h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Five dead after Amazon cargo plane crashes at Miami airport
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Serbia’s Red Star Belgrade honour Ratko Mladic with tifo
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Australia news live: Chalmers says next election will be a ‘referendum on super’; new NSW laws to combat organised crime
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: North Korea deploys warship ‘capable of annihilating retaliatory strikes’
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Austria's Islamic headscarf ban in force as under-14s go back to school
BBC World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Horror Comedy ‘Buddy’ Tops Opening Numbers In 2nd Weekend At Box Office
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Kentucky Downs Produces Massive Payouts And Breeders Cup Entrants
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Today’s Wordle #1906: Hints, Clues And Answer For Monday September 7
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Should Companies Encourage Their Best Employees To Leave?
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: NYT Pips Answers For Monday, September 7
Forbes Business
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim’s Elizabeth Holmes Doc Revealed as Telluride’s Surprise Secret Screening
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Tokyo Film Festival Adds Nippon Cinema Now Competition, Crosscut Asia+ Section, New Award Honoring Women in Film
Variety
2h ago
Original: Hong Sangsoo’s Locarno Winner ‘Nowhere to Lay My Eyes’ Anchors Wave of Sales Deals for Finecut Ahead of Toronto
Variety
2h ago
Original: Creative Arts Emmy Awards Night 2: Winners List (Updating Live)
Variety
2h ago
Original: Susan Sarandon Says She’s Had “Movies Taken Away” Over Her Support of Palestine
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Previewing the 2026 NFL season: Bold predictions, strengths and concerns for all 32 teams
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Young praises Rashford and Shaw chemistry
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Alcaraz delivers statement win to reach US Open last eight
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Did Michigan deserve that last second? We welcome college football back with all the absurdity it brings
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Gabriel was 'extremely lucky' to avoid red - Rooney
BBC Sport
3h ago