Original: Trump administration asks Supreme Court to allow mail-in ballot restrictions
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Thursday, September 3, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump asks Supreme Court to lift block on USPS plan to restrict mail voting
NPR Politics
2h ago
Original: Connecticut senator urges Democrats to speak up about fighting corporate power
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Vance says he doesn’t know when Iran conflict will end — it’s up to Iran
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Excavation work on Trump's arch in Washington to begin over next 2 weeks, administration says
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Startup ARR is less secure than ever, new research shows
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Dungeons & Dragons is getting a ‘Ravenloft’ live-action Netflix series
The Verge
2h ago
Original: US senator calls on the NSA to give guidance for use of VPNs
Ars Technica
3h ago
Original: The Cybercab is Tesla’s ‘fork in the road’ moment
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: NJ urges SCOTUS to rule that Kalshi sports bets are gambling, not "swaps"
Ars Technica
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Razed by wildfire, erased by USPS: Hawaiians fight to restore mail delivery
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: ICE agent charged with lying about shooting Venezuelan man during crackdown
BBC World
2h ago
Original: Lindsay Clancy jury sent home again without verdict in murder trial
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Vance pushes back on reports that US strikes hit wedding in Iran but says ‘sometimes things happen’ – live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Ten injured in Ukraine as Kyiv expects talks with US envoys in coming days
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Lululemon’s sales drop raises deeper concerns about the company’s turnaround
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: This subtle Microsoft change could be a big win for investors
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: An old stock-market adage applies this month — how you should play it
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: America’s Top & Best-In-State Residential Architects 2026: Methodology
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Why I've Never Been More Optimistic About American Manufacturing
Forbes Business
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Gloria Steinem’s Farewell Interview to Stream on Netflix
Variety
2h ago
Original: Top Genre Filmmakers of 2026: From Curry Barker to Guillermo del Toro
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: It’s ‘John Wick’ Meets Bigfoot as Genre Banner Badlands Picks up Horror Script ‘Wildman’ (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: This Keepsake Dolly Parton Coin Is a Golden Tribute to the ‘Queen of Country Music’
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: ‘The Gentlemen’ Producers on Balancing Quirkiness With Crime in ‘Glamorous’ Season 2: ‘We Are Always Looking for New Ways To Murder People’
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Man City sign England goalkeeper Moorhouse on loan
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: We want Fury v Joshua at Wembley - London mayor
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Osaka recovers from blip as Swiatek also advances
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Third seed Auger-Aliassime upset by Khachanov at US Open
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Why World Cup stage might be even bigger for Bueckers, Clark, Reese and young Team USA
ESPN
3h ago