Original: ICE agent charged with lying to investigators in nonfatal Minneapolis shooting
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
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Thursday, September 3, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Secret Service is getting the fortified White House that past presidents resisted
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Trump officials say work will start on triumphal arch within two weeks
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Trump administration asks Supreme Court to allow mail-in ballot restrictions
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump asks Supreme Court to lift block on USPS plan to restrict mail voting
NPR Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Prediction Market Betting Is Getting People Banned and Arrested
Wired
1h ago
Original: Startup ARR is less secure than ever, new research shows
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Dungeons & Dragons is getting a ‘Ravenloft’ live-action Netflix series
The Verge
2h ago
Original: US senator calls on the NSA to give guidance for use of VPNs
Ars Technica
3h ago
Original: The Cybercab is Tesla’s ‘fork in the road’ moment
TechCrunch
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Excavation work on Trump’s towering, gilded arch to begin over next two weeks
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: News live: Two more Australians confirmed safe in Nepal-Tibet floods; Hanson to make cost of living ‘worse’, union boss warns
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Trump administration asks supreme court to intervene over judge’s ban on USPS mail-in voting restrictions – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Nepal flood victims to be identified through DNA
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: El Nino: A phenomenon supercharged by climate change
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Goldfish crackers are getting a makeover as new health trends reshape the snack aisle
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Victoria’s Secret sees strong sales for bras and Pink line, but not enough to satisfy investors
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Netflix’s ‘The Altruists’ Turns Crypto’s Infamous Scandal Into A Gripping Drama
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Here’s what Nvidia’s $13 billion Hugging Face deal means for the world of AI
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: SpaceX is back in the $2 trillion club after nearly two months
MarketWatch
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: The Jay-Z–Colin Kaepernick Rift Gets Personal as Ex-NFL Star Says Rapper Feels Guilty Over NFL Deal
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: They Say Their Dog Died From Negligence. They’re Using TikTok to Demand Answers
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: ‘The Shards’ Star Graham Campbell Reveals How Kaia Gerber Helped With Violent Break-Up Scene
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Alice + Olivia’s New Clothing Collection Is a Love Letter to Music Icons
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Katseye Are Officially on Tour and There Are Ways to Score Discounted Tickets Online
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: 'I was seeing spots' - third seed Auger-Aliassime stunned in New York
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Bradford end losing run with win over Castleford
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Be boring? Lane Kiffin is anything but as he enters a new era at LSU
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Arsenal sign France defender De Almeida from PSG
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: GB's Dart struggles with illness in second-round exit
BBC Sport
2h ago