Original: Secret Service is getting the fortified White House that past presidents resisted
Washington Post Politics
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Thursday, September 3, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Tributes to Gloria Steinem are flooding in, from Hollywood to Capitol Hill
NPR Politics
2h ago
Original: GOP-led House scraps two weeks of work ahead of midterms
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: Trump administration stalled a survey of PFAS in wastewater, former EPA officials say
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Original: ICE officer faces federal charges for lying over shooting of Venezuelan immigrant
NPR Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: US senator calls on the NSA to give guidance for use of VPNs
Ars Technica
2h ago
Original: The Cybercab is Tesla’s ‘fork in the road’ moment
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: NJ urges SCOTUS to rule that Kalshi sports bets are gambling, not "swaps"
Ars Technica
2h ago
Original: Accel reportedly in talks to lead $1B round for Thinking Machines at $40B valuation
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Utilities are racing to link up with fusion startups, with Realta Fusion the latest to benefit
TechCrunch
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: We’re prepared to change the law to reform water industry, says Angela Eagle
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Vance pushes back on reports that US strikes hit wedding in Iran but says ‘sometimes things happen’ – live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Minister tells Brits to stock up on days of supplies after ‘supersize’ El Niño warning
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: FIFA blasts UEFA ‘smear campaign,’ fights World Cup plan disclosures
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: ICE officer who shot Venezuelan man in Minneapolis charged with lying to investigators
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: An old stock-market adage applies this month — how you should play it in 2026
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Wall Street is betting on Fed Chair Kevin Warsh to keep a manic bond market from unraveling
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: SpaceX is back in the $2 trillion club after nearly two months
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: ‘I’m leaving money on the table’: I’m 64 and my husband is 70. Should I take spousal benefits or wait for my own?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Goldfish crackers are getting a makeover as new health trends reshape the snack aisle
MarketWatch
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Wild Horse Nine,’ With Sam Rockwell and John Malkovich, Gets Venice’s First Rapturous Reception of 2026
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: John Malkovich Fights Back Tears During 13-Minute Venice Standing Ovation as ‘Wild Horse Nine’ Storms Into Oscar Race
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘Soul Train Awards’ Emerge From Limbo, Returning This Fall
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Oprah Winfrey, Meghan Markle and More Pay Tribute to Gloria Steinem: “Helped Shape the World for Women and All People”
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Suno Kills Controversial Mary J. Blige Ad Where She Seems to Endorse the AI Music Generator (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Osaka recovers from blip as Swiatek also advances
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Third seed Auger-Aliassime upset by Khachanov at US Open
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Why World Cup stage might be even bigger for Bueckers, Clark, Reese and young Team USA
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Preview: U.S. women are favorite, but here's how all 16 teams rank
ESPN
2h ago
Original: College football best bets: How to bet Notre Dame, Texas, Michigan State and more
ESPN
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