Original: GOP-led House scraps two weeks of work ahead of midterms
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
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Thursday, September 3, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump administration stalled a survey of PFAS in wastewater, former EPA officials say
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Original: ICE officer faces federal charges for lying over shooting of Venezuelan immigrant
NPR Politics
1h ago
Original: Fox News star Maria Bartiromo is out at the network
NPR Politics
1h ago
Original: What to watch for when voting in the midterms
Washington Post Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Abliteration.ai is making a business out of removing AI guardrails
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Congressman says TikTok backed out of a meeting to avoid child safety questions
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Meta is paying to peek at how you use their latest AI model
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Samsung’s beloved Q Series sound system is hundreds off for Labor Day
The Verge
1h ago
Original: GPT-6 Astra Is Here—and OpenAI Thinks It May Kick Off the AGI Era
Wired
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Vance pushes back on reports that US strikes hit wedding in Iran but says ‘sometimes things happen’ – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Stranded survivors in Nepal cross raging Trishuli River using zip line
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Israel releases Lebanese civilian, says five prisoners will be freed
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Hillary Clinton leads tributes to Gloria Steinem: ‘Her activism was rooted in optimism’
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Feminist activist and journalist Gloria Steinem dies, aged 92
BBC World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Goldfish crackers are getting a makeover as new health trends reshape the snack aisle
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘Neither of us attended college’: At 62, how can we afford to put our granddaughter through college?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Is the stock market open on Labor Day? Does the post office deliver mail?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: My wife and I are in our 70s. Should we move to California and take on a bigger mortgage to be near our kids?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: New doubts emerge about whether Fed will raise interest rates this month
MarketWatch
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Where Hollywood Stays, Eats, Shops and Finds Art in Venice
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘They’ve Done Everything Right, and They’re Still Being Detained’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Harry Daniels is Done Singing at Celebrities (Maybe)
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Connor Storrie’s Managers Join Linden Entertainment, Home of Amy Adams, Brendan Fraser
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘By Any Means’ Review: Mark Wahlberg Teaches the Virtues of Violence in Elegance Bratton’s Bluntly Drawn Historical Thriller
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Ashes tickets pricing people out of game - Vaughan
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Fifa accuses Uefa of 'smear campaign' against Infantino
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Real Madrid's Raul Asencio cleared of sharing explicit video
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Fisher stars as 23 wickets fall in one day at the Oval
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Lane vs. Dabo, Mike Norvell vs. the hot seat and everything to watch in Week 1
ESPN
2h ago