Original: Maduro seeks to fend off narco-terrorism trial, arguing he has immunity
Washington Post Politics
7h ago
Edition · 6:00 AM UTC
Thursday, September 3, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: U.S. strikes Iran again as Tehran targets American allies in Gulf region
PBS NewsHour Politics
9h ago
Original: Prolonged Iran war creating major dent in global economy, Cliff Kupchan says
PBS NewsHour Politics
9h ago
Original: Whistleblower's attorney details concerns over USPS mail-in ballot system
PBS NewsHour Politics
9h ago
Original: Democratic strategist on the new anti-partisan swing voters
PBS NewsHour Politics
9h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: We-Vibe Discount Codes and Deals: Up to 60% Off
Wired
3h ago
Original: Lovehoney Coupon Offers: Toys, Lingerie, and Gift Set Discounts
Wired
3h ago
Original: Expedia Coupons: 40% Off
Wired
3h ago
Original: ExpressVPN Coupons: 73% Off
Wired
3h ago
Original: Meta Pushes Its New AI Agent on Employees—but Eases Off on Tokenmaxxing
Wired
6h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Labor reveals draft rules for 30% tax on discretionary trusts; dead dolphin tests positive for bird flu
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Floodwaters sweep cars away in eastern China
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Shopping to bar-hopping: USS Abraham Lincoln sailors unwind in Thailand after 250-day voyage
BBC World
2h ago
Original: Coalition plan to cut tobacco excise by 80% ‘will kill people,’ Labor says amid public health alarm
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Powerful storm hits Canada’s Toronto, cutting power to tens of thousands
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: MLB Best Home Run Bets For Thursday—Lowe And Alvarez
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: There’s a new record number of 401(k) millionaires as retirement savings hold at all-time highs
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Pacers Pick Owed To LA Clippers To Be Forfeited In Leonard Punishment
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: AEW Dynamite Results (Sept. 2, 2026) As All Out Build Begins
Forbes Business
5h ago
Original: $2 Million Kentucky Turf Cup Offers Breeders Cup Berth
Forbes Business
5h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Oscars: Romania Picks Cannes Winner ‘Fjord’ as Best International Feature Contender
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Frank Marshall and Nigel Sinclair Reveal and Discuss Their New Doc ‘Pete Townshend: Behind Blue Eyes’ (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Legendary Drummer Alex Van Halen Knighted in the Netherlands
Rolling Stone
3h ago
Original: Andrew Garfield Hasn’t Seen ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ Yet and Insists He’s Not in ‘Avengers: Doomsday’
Variety
3h ago
Original: Oscar Predictions via Feinberg Forecast: Scott’s First Read of the Race
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Clippers docked 5 first-round picks, fined $30M
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Georgia AG to SEC: Oust LSU if Kiffin plays pros
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Report: CEO, president exit Good Good after ad
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Alcaraz drops 1st set, nearly flawless rest of way
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Salas, 20, youngest to catch game since 'Pudge'
ESPN
2h ago