Original: Maduro seeks to fend off narco-terrorism trial, arguing he has immunity
Washington Post Politics
6h ago
Edition · 5:00 AM UTC
Thursday, September 3, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: U.S. strikes Iran again as Tehran targets American allies in Gulf region
PBS NewsHour Politics
8h ago
Original: Prolonged Iran war creating major dent in global economy, Cliff Kupchan says
PBS NewsHour Politics
8h ago
Original: Whistleblower's attorney details concerns over USPS mail-in ballot system
PBS NewsHour Politics
8h ago
Original: Democratic strategist on the new anti-partisan swing voters
PBS NewsHour Politics
8h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Meta Pushes Its New AI Agent on Employees—but Eases Off on Tokenmaxxing
Wired
5h ago
Original: The Builders Stage brings practical strategies for scaling startups to TechCrunch Disrupt 2026
TechCrunch
7h ago
Original: Uber beats Waymo as first to launch robotaxis in London
The Verge
8h ago
Original: Palo Alto Networks paid $500M for Thrive-backed Console, sources say
TechCrunch
8h ago
Original: TechCrunch Disrupt 2026’s new Real World AI Stage features Nvidia, robots, and extinct animals
TechCrunch
8h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Former campaign chair: Trump ‘cares about Trump the most’
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Australia news live: Labor reveals draft rules for 30% tax on discretionary trusts; dead dolphin tests positive for bird flu
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Girl rescued by free-climbing neighbour from balcony in Turkiye
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Gang violence is not ‘out of control’ in Sydney, police minister says after two shootings in two days
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: US medical groups issue vaccine guidance, urge jabs for flu, COVID and RSV
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: MLB Best Home Run Bets For Thursday—Lowe And Alvarez
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: There’s a new record number of 401(k) millionaires as retirement savings hold at all-time highs
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Pacers Pick Owed To LA Clippers To Be Forfeited In Leonard Punishment
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: AEW Dynamite Results (Sept. 2, 2026) As All Out Build Begins
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: $2 Million Kentucky Turf Cup Offers Breeders Cup Berth
Forbes Business
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Frank Marshall and Nigel Sinclair Reveal and Discuss Their New Doc ‘Pete Townshend: Behind Blue Eyes’ (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Legendary Drummer Alex Van Halen Knighted in the Netherlands
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Andrew Garfield Hasn’t Seen ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ Yet and Insists He’s Not in ‘Avengers: Doomsday’
Variety
2h ago
Original: Oscar Predictions via Feinberg Forecast: Scott’s First Read of the Race
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Billy Ray Cyrus Says Miley Dropping Last Name Is ‘Natural Progression for an Iconic Superstar’
Rolling Stone
4h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Alcaraz 'stays calm' in US Open fightback
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: 'This is all anonymous?' MLB players unfiltered on salary cap, CBA talks and whether there will be a 2027 season
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Graziano's bold-but-realistic predictions for all 32 NFL teams: Don't be surprised if ...
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Sabalenka earns 53-minute US Open win - but tension still shows
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Suspensions, picks revoked and a $30 million fine: Making sense of the NBA's staggering Clippers punishment
ESPN
5h ago