Original: Maduro seeks to fend off narco-terrorism trial, arguing he has immunity
Washington Post Politics
7h ago
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Thursday, September 3, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: U.S. strikes Iran again as Tehran targets American allies in Gulf region
PBS NewsHour Politics
9h ago
Original: Prolonged Iran war creating major dent in global economy, Cliff Kupchan says
PBS NewsHour Politics
9h ago
Original: Whistleblower's attorney details concerns over USPS mail-in ballot system
PBS NewsHour Politics
9h ago
Original: Democratic strategist on the new anti-partisan swing voters
PBS NewsHour Politics
9h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: The 2026 El Niño Is Being ‘Supersized’ as Impacts Worsen
Wired
2h ago
Original: Expedia Coupons: 40% Off
Wired
3h ago
Original: Lovehoney Coupon Offers: Toys, Lingerie, and Gift Set Discounts
Wired
3h ago
Original: We-Vibe Discount Codes and Deals: Up to 60% Off
Wired
3h ago
Original: ExpressVPN Coupons: 73% Off
Wired
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: China’s support for Iran shows its limits as US ramps up pressure on Tehran
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Australia news live: home loan applications down by 15% since May budget, CBA says; child dies from infection after petting zoo visit
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: EU remains divided over trade sanctions on illegal Israeli settlements
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Charles Perrottet repeatedly denies taking payments from developer for political outcomes in Icac hearing
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: LA Clippers fined $30m over Leonard pay scandal
BBC World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Judge Blocks Trump’s Newest Bid To Curb Birthright Citizenship—Cites Supreme Court Ruling
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Cleveland Guardians’ Gavin Williams Enters Cy Young Award Conversation
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: MLB Best Home Run Bets For Thursday—Lowe And Alvarez
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: There’s a new record number of 401(k) millionaires as retirement savings hold at all-time highs
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Pacers Pick Owed To LA Clippers To Be Forfeited In Leonard Punishment
Forbes Business
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Anatomy of a Portrait’ Profiles Fernanda Wittgens, Italy’s First Female Museum Director and an Anti-Fascist Activist
Variety
1h ago
Original: Katy Perry Describes Justin Trudeau as ‘the Love of My Life’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Oscars: Romania Selects Cannes Winner ‘Fjord’ for International Feature Race
Variety
1h ago
Original: Frank Marshall and Nigel Sinclair Reveal and Discuss Their New Doc ‘Pete Townshend: Behind Blue Eyes’ (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Legendary Drummer Alex Van Halen Knighted in the Netherlands
Rolling Stone
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Brand sacks execs over ad showing woman pushed over
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Will 'proper captain's performance' be springboard for Shankland?
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Ranking the most game-changing transfers in Premier League history
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Clippers docked 5 first-round picks, fined $30M
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Georgia AG to SEC: Oust LSU if Kiffin plays pros
ESPN
2h ago