Original: Army secretary submits resignation to Trump after repeated clashes with Hegseth
Washington Post Politics
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Tuesday, September 1, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Some Jewish Republicans bashed JD Vance. Now he’ll speak to them in person.
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Supreme Court clears way for White House ballroom construction to continue
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: U.S. and Iran trade strikes for first time in weeks over Strait of Hormuz control
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Original: What the latest U.S.-Iran strikes mean for oil supplies and maritime safety
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Lachy Groom backs Indian startup aiming to keep aircraft aloft for a year
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Apple shares ‘shocking evidence’ against former employee accused of stealing company data for OpenAI
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Polymarket reportedly raises $300 million from Donald Trump Jr.’s investment fund
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: a16z brings growth fund to $8.5B days after launching new $1.1B fund
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: The Bentley Supersports: A stripped-out engineer's indulgence
Ars Technica
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: News live: South Australia says block on telehealth for voluntary assisted dying creates ‘barrier’ for equitable access
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: New York police kill knife-wielding woman in Times Square
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: African NGOs demand probe into six bodies found in Guinea mass grave
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: US army secretary resigns after months of tension
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Police fatally shoot woman who stabbed two people in Times Square
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Sony Launches Live TV Channels On Playstation 5
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Patients Are Getting Sicker At Younger Ages, And It May Not Slow Down
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Pentagon Seeks To Accelerate Missile Production With New Agreements
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: ‘Onslaught’ Rotten Tomatoes Reviews Say Movie Is Bloody Good
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Seattle Mariners Call Slugger Lazaro Montes For September Playoff Run
Forbes Business
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Obsession’ Producer Files Lawsuit Claiming She Was Cut Out of Profits Despite “Rescuing” Cut
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Rob and Michele Reiner’s Son Jake Marries Longtime Girlfriend
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘Dancing With the Stars: The Next Pro’ Cast: See the Dancer Who Won a Spot on Season 35
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Kinn Studio and Prince Tennis Unveil U.S. Open Jewelry Capsule Dripping in Diamonds
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Duane ‘Keffe D’ Davis Found Guilty of Orchestrating Tupac Shakur’s Murder
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Marte rejoins D-backs, says he 'failed' Lovullo
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Sources: Balogun to Everton deal could hit $54M
ESPN
1h ago
Original: 🏠 'Let him out the house': Erica Donald's fun post
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Kiffin says his players back pursuing ex-NFLers
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Cowboys waive Milton, name Howell backup QB
ESPN
1h ago