Original: Army secretary submits resignation to Trump after repeated clashes with Hegseth
Washington Post Politics
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Tuesday, September 1, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Some Jewish Republicans bashed JD Vance. Now he’ll speak to them in person.
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Supreme Court clears way for White House ballroom construction to continue
Washington Post Politics
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Original: U.S. and Iran trade strikes for first time in weeks over Strait of Hormuz control
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: What the latest U.S.-Iran strikes mean for oil supplies and maritime safety
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Lachy Groom backs Indian startup aiming to keep aircraft aloft for a year
TechCrunch
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Original: Apple shares ‘shocking evidence’ against former employee accused of stealing company data for OpenAI
TechCrunch
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Original: Polymarket reportedly raises $300 million from Donald Trump Jr.’s investment fund
TechCrunch
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Original: a16z brings growth fund to $8.5B days after launching new $1.1B fund
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: The Bentley Supersports: A stripped-out engineer's indulgence
Ars Technica
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Police fatally shoot woman who stabbed two people in Times Square
The Guardian World
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Original: Australia news live: China pledges ‘consequences’ over Taiwan’s presence at Pacific Islands Forum; Victorian opposition promises more peak-hour trains
The Guardian World
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Original: Trump’s ballroom construction can resume at White House, supreme court rules – live
The Guardian World
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Original: Watch: Moment Duane 'Keffe D' Davis is found guilty of Tupac Shakur's murder
BBC World
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Original: Five years after Saied’s power grab, Tunisia’s old grievances resurface
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Patients Are Getting Sicker At Younger Ages, And It May Not Slow Down
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Pentagon Seeks To Accelerate Missile Production With New Agreements
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: ‘Onslaught’ Rotten Tomatoes Reviews Say Movie Is Bloody Good
Forbes Business
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Original: Seattle Mariners Call Slugger Lazaro Montes For September Playoff Run
Forbes Business
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Original: Today’s Wordle #1900: Hints, Clues And Answer For Tuesday September 1
Forbes Business
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Kinn Studio and Prince Tennis Unveil U.S. Open Jewelry Capsule Dripping in Diamonds
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: Duane ‘Keffe D’ Davis Found Guilty of Orchestrating Tupac Shakur’s Murder
Variety
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Original: Duane ‘Keffe D’ Davis Found Guilty in Murder of Tupac Shakur
Rolling Stone
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Original: Tupac Shakur Murder Trial: Duane “Keffe D” Davis Convicted in 1996 Killing of Rapper
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: ‘Guardians of the Video Game’ Lands Finecut for International Sales Ahead of Toronto Market
Variety
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: No Wilson? No Plum? What adjustments must Team USA make at upcoming World Cup?
ESPN
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Original: Myles Garrett 'changing the culture' of Rams, even from the sideline
ESPN
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Original: What Donald's return mean for Garrett, Rams' defense and more
ESPN
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Original: Never too early for a hot seat: Which coaches could be in line for big job openings?
ESPN
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Original: Who was released before the NFL cut-down deadline? Final roster trims, big moves for all 32 teams
ESPN
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