Original: Army secretary submits resignation to Trump after repeated clashes with Hegseth
Washington Post Politics
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Tuesday, September 1, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Some Jewish Republicans bashed JD Vance. Now he’ll speak to them in person.
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Supreme Court clears way for White House ballroom construction to continue
Washington Post Politics
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Original: U.S. and Iran trade strikes for first time in weeks over Strait of Hormuz control
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: What the latest U.S.-Iran strikes mean for oil supplies and maritime safety
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Lachy Groom backs Indian startup aiming to keep aircraft aloft for a year
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Apple shares ‘shocking evidence’ against former employee accused of stealing company data for OpenAI
TechCrunch
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Original: Polymarket reportedly raises $300 million from Donald Trump Jr.’s investment fund
TechCrunch
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Original: a16z brings growth fund to $8.5B days after launching new $1.1B fund
TechCrunch
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Original: The Bentley Supersports: A stripped-out engineer's indulgence
Ars Technica
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: police locate parents of toddler found wandering Sydney street alone at 2am
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: What it was like inside court for Tupac Shakur’s murder trial verdict
BBC World
1h ago
Original: US brings back Russia’s Siluanov to G20 finance talks, angering Europe
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Nepal rescuers blast hillside in search of hydropower workers as families wait anxiously
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Toxic haze from Indonesian fires chokes Malaysian Borneo
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: U.S. Navy Wants Anti-Submarine Weapon That Drones Can Fire Above Water
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: UFC 331 Main Event And Co-Main Opening Betting Odds And Line Movement
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Indiana Pacers Will Have To Deal With First Apron Hard Cap For 2026-27
Forbes Business
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Original: Watching A Messi-anic Player Perform His Magic Through The Years
Forbes Business
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Original: Chicago Cubs Announce TikTok Rom-Com ‘Nine Innings To Love’
Forbes Business
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Alex Cooper’s ‘Love Overboard’ Canceled by Hulu After One Season
Variety
1h ago
Original: Kelly Clarkson Performs “Golden” From ‘Kpop Demon Hunters’ for Final Talk Show
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Watch Kelly Clarkson’s Sensational Cover of ‘Golden’ on Final Show
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: ‘Obsession’ Producer Files Lawsuit Claiming She Was Cut Out of Profits Despite “Rescuing” Cut
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Rob and Michele Reiner’s Son Jake Marries Longtime Girlfriend
Hollywood Reporter
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: No Wilson? No Plum? What adjustments must Team USA make at upcoming World Cup?
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Myles Garrett 'changing the culture' of Rams, even from the sideline
ESPN
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Original: What Donald's return mean for Garrett, Rams' defense and more
ESPN
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Original: Never too early for a hot seat: Which coaches could be in line for big job openings?
ESPN
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Original: Who was released before the NFL cut-down deadline? Final roster trims, big moves for all 32 teams
ESPN
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